I don’t wanna admit this | days 2-4 -

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C3PBRO

YOUR AND IDIOT
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What she doesn't want to admit as per her own title; she never actually admits to never wanting to admit anything. This is clickbait.
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EDIT: I shouldn't have been an impatient faggot, and I should have waited till the last 3 minutes of the video. She was eating "three Snickers bars per night. A whole can of Pringles. Ramen noodles. The binging was seriously seriously bad." So about as bad as we expected, while she preached at us about Optavia, and/or her advice from OB2B. She then has the balls to talk about how proud of herself she is, about 30 seconds later, "even though the other night I had McDonalds, and instant mashed potatoes." Way to go Amber.

Amber said:
Growing up, I only had one pair of pants I wore constantly

Ain't nothin' change, bitch, ask your bra.
 
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Dr. Samuel Hayden

The Doot Slayer
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Starts out with day 2 of 100 days ... """trying""" (her words that even she doesn't believe in. She seriously pulls a "really?" expression and tone as though she's already dubious at it even working. We know, AL, you'll give up before the week even ends).

Her main meal is rice and 98% lean ground turkey, with peas and cream of mushroom mixed in. Bleh. Shows us the gallon jug of water.

Her weigh-in for day 2 was 562.8. She's down 1.2 from yesterday, CLEARLY such amazeen progress! Oh also she ate McDonald's. On day 2.

Day 3 starts (she says March 5th). She's nervous about weighing in again because "you know how you lose weight while you're sleeping" and she only got 2 hours of sleep. She weighed in at 562.8 again.

Oh by the way on the comments about her having sleep apnea, she sleeps SUPER DUPER deep when she CAN sleep, it's just so hard for her to fall asleep, so she does have sleeping problems but totally definitely not apnea. When she was 12-13 she wet the bed a lot until she saw therapists and counselors because she was traumatized to sleep at night.

She shows us a bowl of instant mashed potatoes with shredded cheese. She's scared for her weigh-in tomorrow because it's going over her calories already by 500. "I feel ashamed... but I'm still gonna eat them." She admits this is why she doesn't make progress.

Day 4! She's sitting down in the bathroom again. She just got out of the shower and needs to talk to us. Her recent Torrid hauls aren't going so well. They were requested by literally everyone and now people aren't reacting as warmly to them. People say what's the point when she doesn't leave the house. "Like WHUT?!" She reads off a tweet about some motivational crap how she can still buy new clothing to feel good as she is while she loses weight.

I skipped ahead by like 5 minutes. She's still rambling about how she can feel pretty and cute in new clothing even if she's not going outside or losing weight that quickly.

"Back to the clothing situation..." holy shit skip three more minutes.

ANYWAYS Day 4 weigh-in is 562.4 . She's so happy because she's "stopped the bingeen'." She admits with embarrassment that some nights she'd eat three snickers bars, a whole can of pringles, ramen noodles... but she's stopped that. It's been really hard, and when she knows she can't have the snickers and pringles, even though they "numb her from the pain", she stops herself. Her body screams and she screams inside her head when she keeps telling herself 'no' to the food at night.

"That's food addiction, that's binging disorder... but I'm conquering it.... it's been freaking hard." Even though she had McDonald's on day 2 and the mashed potatoes day 3, she knows it's a "work in-progress" so she's still proud of herself. She's gonna keep it up and keep going! She hasn't set herself any goals along with the 100 day challenge (get ready for her to add impossible ones to help her give up quicker).

TL;DR
That's it. Wow. This is even more boring than usual, so don't even bother giving it a view. You don't see a single background character in this episode. Just AL sitting in the bathroom. The main topic itself was her being pissy that people don't like her Torrid hauls or how she spends her money.
 
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Masta

Faggot
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I love this little ‘series’ because I really just want to know what does this fat bitch eats. It’s just recently she has been hiding all of her glutinous amounts of food from her audience.

Just from the video of all foods she admitted to eating:
  • 3 snicker bars per night
  • ramen noodles per night
  • whole can of pringles per night
  • instant mash potatoes with cheese
  • fried rice
  • McDonalds

Side note, she explains to us that she buys all these clothes because she only wore one pair of pants and shirt back then, but she fails to realize she only wears one pair of black leggings and those dinghies bras.. like that’s really the reason and not that she has a shopping addiction from the high she gets from buying items.
 

e-gf

It's gay af for a man to take a nap
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She only showed one "main meal" and a "cheat meal" over the span of three days of eating. She also admits to eating McDonald's on day 2. What she shows in this video:

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rice with ground turkey (98% lean), peas, cream of mushroom soup
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big al's water virtue signal with a bonus self-love journal
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instant mashed potatoes with shredded cheese

Immediately after showing the potatoes, she admits the meal puts her over her calories "not by like a lot, but definitely by like 500, so I'm feeling kind of ashamed, and yet I'm still going to eat them" (:_(
 

sperginity

why the fuck does a dolphin need a wheelchair?????
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*DAY TWO

*"not aiming for perfection"

*no diet soda and got a head ache

*claims to have stayed under the calorie limit

*main meal is white rice, tube turkey, cream of mushroom soup, and peas. like 80% rice.

*gorl loves water

* got a clothes organizer, yawn snore

*weight in for day 2: 562.8 (-1.2 lbs) in a day

DAY THREE

*admits she had mcdonalds on day two

*weight: 562.8

*denies having sleep apnea, says she has a problem falling asleep because of being traumatized (lol sure jan)

* peed the bed ages 11-13 with her foster parents

*was sent to counselors because of the pissing in the bed and they said that the trauma caused that and her insomnia

*She is eating a huge bowl of instant mashed potatoes with cheese and she is filming herself saying this will put her 500 over her calories. And she hasn't eaten the god damn bowl and could STOP or throw it away but just says she plans to eat it and says "hopefully I can break the cycle"

DAY FOUR

*Sad feelings because her torrid haul wasn't well received, and defends her right to wear "cute clothes" at her weight. AMBERLYNN IS WORTH BUYING GREAT CLOTHES, YOU GUYS! SHE USED TO BE POOR SO ITS OKAY FOR HER TO BE WASTEFUL NOW!

*amberism : "acoraphobia"

* wore a "giants" shirt constantly as a child (lol)

* gets mad at people saying she should buy health insurance instead of clothes because she "can do bolth".. ???? what the fuck, then get the insurance you fucking moron! She either dodged the issue or was too dumb to

weight is : 562.4 (-.4)


*was eating 4 snickers and cans of pringles nightly before this calorie counting challenge, is really proud of not wolfing down snickers for 4 nights in a row



She is down 1.6 lbs in four days. Her TDEE is 3,881 She's super super proud of the results so far.
 

pecansandies

Torrid Haul
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Islamic Content in this video (haven't done this in a minute)
  • day 2 of "100 days of...trying?"
  • our gorl is breaking out from all the junk food she ate (as in past tense)
  • day 1: stayed under allotted kaloreese
  • headache from eating less than normal and drinking a lot of water (???)
  • her "main meal" (not sure what that means): rice, lean turkey, peas, and cream of mushroom soup. Basically carbs, starch, and sodium
  • another jug of water because what are glasses
  • she bought a clothes hanger for her tarps/dresses
  • alleged weigh-in day 1: 562.8 (she used to actually SHOW this so I guess we just have to take her word) - Down 1.2 imaginary lbs
  • day 2 weigh-in "you lose weight while sleeping, that definitely helps with the weight-loss process...I only slept two and a half hours"
  • had mcdonalds for one of her meals deep sigh (I actually fucking audibly sighed at this ITS DAY 2 did someone put a gun to your head and force you to eat mcdonalds?!)
  • claims she didn't want to have fast food for at least 30 days BUT "I still counted my kaloreese" so that makes up for it!!!
  • didn't lose/gain anything day 2
  • debunks sleep apnea theory. even though she's 562lbs (600) she totally doesn't have it yall
  • was a bed-wetter
  • while eating instant mashed potatoes with cheese, acts "scared" for her weigh-in tomorrow because it's going over her kaloreese (SO. DON'T. EAT. IT????)
  • says she's feeling ashamed for eating said mashed potatoes.....reminder that she's doing this on camera and uploading it. so much shame
  • in her feelings because people didn't like her last torrid haul (nobody has been liking these since forever but go off, sis)
  • pronounced agoraphobia as "acrophobia"
  • "who cares what other people think?" "my money is none of your business" then why are you even talking about it in a video
  • talks about only having 1 pair of pants growing up. now she only has 1 pair of leggings. apparently that's character development
  • stupid mind-numbing rant about buying cute clothing
  • day 4 weigh in: 562.4
  • another stupid rant about binge-eating and how it's miraculously cured when she "knows she can't". It's day 4 and she's acting like she's completely over it. Also had mcdonalds and cheesy mashed potatoes but that didn't count. Does anyone else see the problem here?
  • more stupid platitudes and self-asspats
that was long but there was a whole lot of stupid in this video
 
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Soda Sink

my dietitian blocked me
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"Once I'm asleep, I'm asleep to the world. My problem is falling asleep." wut
She's said countless times she wakes up throughout the night. The fat really is cutting off blood flow to her brain.

edit: TLDW pity me pity me pity me pity me pity me pity me pity me
 
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497

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the bowl of mashed potatoes with cheese is a little weird... does anyone eat just a bowl of instant mashed potatoes with nothing else like that? Someone mentioned people binge eating will eat anything... it seems like that would be an anything food- quick to make, soft, just swallow it down. she can make an optavia milk shake with them. She should of ate the optavia mashed potatoes instead.
 

497

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Cuntylynn in full effect defending her Torrid Haul. The redemption phase sure is short. Gorl you’ve been binging on chocolate your face is greasy and pimply and you’re manic as fuck.

hey- she can buy health insurance and clothes AND binge food. she doesn't have to choose between a,b and c. She can do what she wants, she's a famous youtuber. But she chooses not to buy health insurance. But then she is putting her health first by not binging. But she just ate mcdonalds and some powdered potatoes. The delusion and denial is real in this video.
 

wommart rat

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random rat thoughts:
  • I’m pretty sure that rice/turkey combo is similar to what I feed my dog when she has the shits
  • what happened to actually showing the weigh-in on that car parts scale?
  • who decides that instant mashed potatoes are worth it? If her TDEE is 3800 or something and she went 500 calories over, then she’s eating 4000+ calories and is somehow happy and proud about this...
 
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