I feel defeated - 4/15/18

[CindyChafe]

Amber is allergic to Rarity now apparently. She's in rare form today.

She went for a walk for like 20 minutes and her exercise induced asthma is *definitely* back. ("Sorry I just got done havin' an asthma attack, straight up.")

Lots of self-diagnosing and wheezing. Now she can't lose weight because she has asthma and she doesn't know what to do. Waaaahh.

The Texas-Roadhouse-mobile is fixed. Hallelujah.

AL decided to be a good domestic goddess/A+ gorlfriend and chop up cucumber and tiny peppers for Becky's wraps. I know I love my veggies wilted and gross from sitting in the fridge and oxidizing.

RIP SpideyLynn Reid.

 

[sperginity]

Amber is allergic to Rarity now apparently. She's in rare form today.

She went for a walk for like 20 minutes and her exercise induced asthma is *definitely* back. ("Sorry I just got done havin' an asthma attack, straight up.")

Lots of self-diagnosing and wheezing. Now she can't lose weight because she has asthma and she doesn't know what to do. Waaaahh.

Eat. Less.

 

[frootloops]

i really cant understand why she just doesn't hire someone whos a trainer, god Amber.

 

[PiggyPie]

Yeah its totally asthma and not the fact that shes 500lbs.. sure gorl

 

[Dovahshit]

i really cant understand why she just doesn't hire someone whos a trainer, god Amber.

she doesnt want to be hold accountable for her "sins"

and we have Eric singing and tapdancing

 

[frootloops]

she doesnt want to be hold accountable for her "sins"

and we have Eric singing and tapdancing

lmao true, also with the dominios pizza box, people on a keto diet don't generally eat it cause its high carbs, so def was amber & becks

 

[89elbees]

TIL being out of breath after a workout clearly means that you have asthma and should absolutely stop exercising. Definitely has nothing to do with the fact that you're lugging around about an extra 400 elbees. Asthma.

 

[angelicbitch]

Amber trying to be dainty and scared of the tiniest little spider...
Says she's "legit scared" while still standing close by.

 

[stronkwonk]

I'm kekarooing at her fake fear of the spiders, lmao. Then the sperging over killing the spider. wew lad, that's just 2cute4me.

 

[Bitchy McFucknut]

Wow you guise they finally got the beast mobile fixed--thank god we don't have to hear about that shit anymore.

I almost jumped off the nearest building when she said "they test drived it..." her ignorance enrages me.

 

[GirlSTFU]

When she talks about the car being fixed she says now all of a sudden she wants to go to the gym Ok girl. The only reason she wants to go to the gym now is because they’ve been carless for the past week and she’s been bored in the house lol. Now that the cars fixed its back to your regularly scheduled program, Walmart and Texas road house.

EDIT
& after her walk she said she couldn’t make it past 10 mins but didn’t she say she walked around the mall for a HOUR recently? Lmao she lies so fucking much.

 

[Xenomorph]

How is she allergic to one cat and not the other?

 

[Alpo_Farts36]

She’s manic y’all Here come daily asspat vlogs

 

[sperginity]

She doesn't even need to work out at all though. She is big enough to easily create a calorie deficit each day by skipping a snack or something. She could eat like 3500 calories a day and lose weight. A lot of weight. Fairly quickly. I sorta understand when people yo-yo diet and get bigger, but she doesn't even try.

 

[Ellana]

after her walk she said she couldn’t make it past 10 mins but didn’t she say she walked around the mall for a HOUR recently? Lmao she lies so fucking much.

She walked 5 minutes, sat for 20 minutes to catch her breath, walked another 5 minutes, sat wheezeing and coughing for 15 minutes ...

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

Exercise induced asthma attack from walking for 10 minutes. What a sad fucking existence.

 

[89elbees]

She walked 5 minutes, sat for 20 minutes to catch her breath, walked another 5 minutes, sat wheezeing and coughing for 15 minutes ...

That fitbit is a fucking trooper. Stretched to the max and still hanging in there. Semper fi ratings abound.

 

[sunnyflowers99]

lmao true, also with the dominios pizza box, people on a keto diet don't generally eat it cause its high carbs, so def was amber & becks

I'm confused about how many videos she records in one day. This is what her excuse was on the pizza.

 

[useless doxy]

How is she allergic to one cat and not the other?

She would more likely be allergic to Wasabi, given how long his fur is and the amount of dander trapped in it.

She's having trouble breathing because her circulation is at 0 and her heart is taxed trying to pump enough oxygen to support her large body.

 

[Verbatim Goalz Gorl]

How is she not fucking terrified that she can't walk more than 10 minutes?