I Feel Pretty - Amy Schumer stars in female Shallow Hal remake

[The Valeyard]

The trailer for Amy Schumer's new movie was released on Thursday, and I wouldn't be surprised if the pitch was, "What if Shallow Hal was told from the woman's perspective?" because that was the first thing I thought of after seeing it.

A woman struggling with insecurity wakes from a fall believing she is the most beautiful and capable woman on the planet. Her new confidence empowers her to live fearlessly, but what happens when she realizes her appearance never changed?

For comparison, here's a trailer for Shallow Hal.

Following the advice of his dying father, Hal dates only women who are physically beautiful. One day, however, he runs into self-help guru Tony Robbins, who hypnotizes him into recognizing only the inner beauty of women. Hal thereafter meets Rosemary, a largely obese woman whom only he can see as a vision of loveliness. But will their relationship survive when Hal's equally shallow friend undoes the hypnosis?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

A movie starring a fat pig who wears a latex suit. Yeah, not gonna watch.

 

[Desire Lines]

A woman struggling with insecurity wakes from a fall believing she is the most beautiful and capable woman on the planet. Her new confidence empowers her to live fearlessly, but what happens when she realizes her appearance never changed?

Isn't that exactly what those hamplanets do already?

 

[Cato]

Shallow Hal was nauseating because they tried to heavy-handedly (pun intended) virtue signal and force down this narrative of "it's what inside that counts, not what's outside," while ironically and hypocritically all of the "comedy" in the movie is in the form of fat jokes.

The only people who could enjoy such a thing are morons who don't even realize this contradiction, because there's something in it to annoy everyone.

 

[ES 148]

Shallow Hal was, thinking about it, basically a reverse-incel movie.

 

[Some JERK]

Overconfident fat girls are already a thing.

This is basically Miss Piggy: The Movie

 

[Piss Clam]

How can anybody watch such trash.

 

[SteelPlatedHeart]

Is this because the Barbie movie fell through?

 

[Salt Water Taffy]

I "Feelz before realz" Pretty

 

[liliput]

Women were a mistake.

 

[A Cat Father]

Amy Schumer is an uggo

 

[TwinkleSnort]

Women were a mistake.

 

[A Cat Father]

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Oh shush youre almost certainly a man

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Overconfident fat girls are already a thing.

This is basically Miss Piggy: The Movie

While I don't think Miss Piggy can carry a movie by herself, that's an insult to Miss Piggy. She's at least more likeable than the hambeast who calls herself Schumer.

 

[Salt Water Taffy]

While I don't think Miss Piggy can carry a movie by herself, that's an insult to Miss Piggy. She's at least more likeable than the hambeast who calls herself Schumer.

Miss Piggy is actually funny, too.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The trailer for Amy Schumer's new movie was released on Thursday, and I wouldn't be surprised if the pitch was, "What if Shallow Hal was told from the woman's perspective?" because that was the first thing I thought of after seeing it.

For comparison, here's a trailer for Shallow Hal.

I guess studios have not yet learned that putting Amy Schumer in a film is a bigger financial loss than electing a democratic president.
I bet this movie was inspired by OPL's life.

Miss Piggy is actually funny, too.

She's also a lot more likely to get a man's hand shoved up her ass than Amy Schumer.

 

[Kevin Spencer]

The elephant man had more charm than this unfunny cunt.

 

[Salt Water Taffy]

I guess studios have not yet learned that putting Amy Schumer in a film is a bigger financial loss than electing a democratic president.
I bet this movie was inspired by OPL's life.

She's also a lot more likely to get a man's hand shoved up her ass than Amy Schumer.

She also evolved naturally into a feminist icon while Amy Schumer was a "feminist icon" made in a marketing department then shoved in our face.

 

[MalWart]

They should change the title to "I Feel Dirty", because that's how I felt after watching the trailer.

 

[TwinkleSnort]

Oh shush youre almost certainly a man

Nope. I'm a born XX-type person.