I found out my crush puts pronouns in her twitter bio. -

[Foghot]

What do I do bros?

Do I take the chance and try to not get stabbed in the left arm again?
If yes, should I learn to dodge knife attacks better or should I bring my medieval Mace with me?

 

[Foghot]

Kill her

whats the point of killing her if I can't fuck her first

 

[Gar For Archer]

whats the point of killing her if I can't fuck her first

Fuck her after, duh.

 

[Foghot]

Fuck her after, duh.

how do i minecraft her (in minecraft) without getting stabbed in the left arm though

 

[Madre Muerte]

how do i minecraft her (in minecraft) without getting stabbed in the left arm though

Show her this thread, that'll do it

 

[Deluxe]

Don't listen to these losers. Women's personal politics don't matter at all.

Give her the dick.

 

[serious n00b]

What do I do bros?

Gas yourself

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I don’t know how this is becoming an expected norm. I don’t think it is fully there yet in the wider culture but no one can sue you if you buck the trend. I was once at a meeting where everyone was being asked to introduce themselves with their name and pronouns. I just said my name and the introductions moved on. Just don’t respond to that or participate in it, if you are pressed to just say you would prefer to go on a first name basis and let everyone else figure it out for themselves.

This might be more of a deep thought thing, I don’t care if someone feels the need to include their pronouns but I don’t like that it is also being extended to everyone else by proxy. The vernacular that is being drip fed into us is making the language we use a lot more clinical and bureaucratic. It totally removes the rhythms and beats from lively engagement and the fun and ambiguity in finding out things about ourselves and others I am finding. What’s the fun in dating if we need to practically sign paperwork on consent, and be so upfront about everything lay out all theses rules of engagement etc.

Are we becoming that unimaginative and autistically unable to interpret subtleties that we can’t rely on the art of conversation and the way implicit and explicit rules function. There is that moment of invitation to friendship or romance that’s formed by authentic connections like when you tell someone a dirty joke and they laugh or a girl invites you over for coffee and you say I don’t drink coffee and she says that’s ok I don’t have any.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

She might have been pressured to.

 

[Just Dont]

Then fuck her and dump her.

Also OP, any one who puts pronouns in their bios don't deserve respect.

Remember that.

 

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Am I fucked?

Oh yeah, you'll get fucked. And then you'll be sacrificed to raise an elder god. Take the good with the good, mate.
E- You won't be stabbed in the arm. Unless the cultists need your blood.

 

[EnemyStand]

No shamalamadingdongself in the bio. You're good, she's no more crazy than any other women. Getting stabbed in the arm is a feature, not a bug.

 

[gowilla hand]

What do I do bros?

Do I take the chance and try to not get stabbed in the left arm again?
If yes, should I learn to dodge knife attacks better or should I bring my medieval Mace with me?

Jesus - stop taking advice from fellow sperglings - unless you prefer to live that spergling life. Just try the date and see if she is too woke for you.

 

[break these cuffs]

Troon out so you can show her you're into the same stuff. Getting the chop will prove how serious you are.

 

[Oliveoil]

AVOID.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

Crush N' Rush

 

[Idiotron]

Go for it but don't pretend to be someone you're not just to please her.
It's not worth it.
Cute girls are a dime a dozen so, if it won't work out, you'll get over it.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Tell her that including pronouns is actually transphobic.

 

[Spooky Bones]

If pronouns in bio are a deal breaker you're a dumbass. Sometimes people do that just to avoid standing out.

She might have been pressured to.

What kind of social circles are some of you in that pronouns in bios are any kind of normal thing much less pressure to include them???

 

[stares at error messages]

Dump the twitter-tard and get a GF in a country that actually has a future and not a recession coming.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Sometimes people do that just to avoid standing out.

So in Mega Clown World 2021, mainstream social media is like Tumblr?

"It's all so tiresome."