I'd love to find a cult community. One where they follow a really eccentric guy and hang on his every word, and if you go there and speak a different point of view thy all rise up and tell you how dumb you are.
One time a Nigerian guy named Illuminati Frank emailed me and offered to grant me membership in the Illuminati if I gathered some cowrie shells, crow feathers, and a turtle, and then wired him $200.