I fucked a porn star before. I'll answer any questions that aren't identifiable information.

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

So, it was over tinder. I thought the profile was fake or just your typical OF advertisement shit, but the instagram on the tinder matched which meant she had to have logged into it, and it was a verified profile. I right swiped. Later we ended up matching, and I'm like, "god damn." So I message her. I don't believe I have a shot, but my confidence was low and so was my ability to give a shit, so I just say whatever comes to mind.

Porn stars are a dime a dozen today, so my claim isn't so impressive, but she's on some porn sites you've heard of before, and her videos get views larger than the population of the old city I live in, so it was still a moderate accomplishment.

She was obviously looking to fuck dudes, multiple dudes, and I was one of several during a string of when this girl needed to prove something to herself.

I don't have a screenshot of her profile but I found an old one with how I opened, if anyone wants to know how you open on tinder to a bonafide porn star and potentially get laid:

 

[Sithis]

Did everyone clap?

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

What was his name?

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

Bro any one is a 'pornstar' now

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Did everyone clap?

I swear to god it's a true story.

She didn't, haha. I was drunk and I can fuck like a stallion so I didn't cum. I didn't realize she'd be conked out so fast. Her pride was so wounded that morning she was crying and I was just awkwardly waving my dick in her face jerking off trying to cum but there was nothing sexy about that situation. I suspect this is why she was fucking dudes, she is one of those girls that can't do it as much as other girls and she was trying to train herself? Or maybe she's a massive nympho. I'm pretty sure she had borderline personality disorder.

Bro any one is a 'pornstar' now

I know, and stated that, but it was the whole nine yards--fake eyelashes, bleached asshole, of course the tits were more art than nature. I think it's probable someone on the Farms has beaten off to her.

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

Did she have a clean butthole? This is very important. Most people don't clean their buttholes enough. Porn stars and camgirls usually have a better awareness of butthole hygene.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

Did she have a clean butthole? This is very important. Most people don't clean their buttholes enough. Porn stars and camgirls usually have a better awareness of butthole hygene.

Clean enough to eat.

 

[Testaclese Maximus]

fake eyelashes, bleached asshole, of course the tits were more art than nature. I think it's probable someone on the Farms has beaten off to her.

You just answered every single question I was going to ask. Bravo.

 

[Jack Awful]

What was his name?

Albert Einstein

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

Albert Einstein

Hahahaha I just watched that TED Talk.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

You just answered every single question I was going to ask. Bravo.

Yeah, I don't blame people on the farms for thinking I'm bullshitting.

Honestly, I fucked a single mother that was a way better lay.

 

[Dyn]

"I had bad sex with a BPD sex worker" really isn't the flex you think it is, big guy.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Was it hard to take a Dick that big?

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

"I had bad sex with a BPD sex worker" really isn't the flex you think it is, big guy.

No, but it was fairly amusing.

 

[murph]

"I can fuck like a stallion so I didn't cum."

It's amazing you think any of this is something to be proud of.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Please tell us about her name, just so we could know that it's a real story.

 

[PFM]

Did she go to your place or did you go to hers?

 

[Tom Myers]

Link to a video or GTFO

 

[Scolopendra Dramatica]

Might as well have gone and fucked a hole in a full medical waste bag. Be sure to film your progress for the medical journals, brave soldier.

 

[SneedEyeMitch]

How many STDs did you get?