I fucked a porn star before. I'll answer any questions that aren't identifiable information.

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Harbinger of Kali Yuga

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So, it was over tinder. I thought the profile was fake or just your typical OF advertisement shit, but the instagram on the tinder matched which meant she had to have logged into it, and it was a verified profile. I right swiped. Later we ended up matching, and I'm like, "god damn." So I message her. I don't believe I have a shot, but my confidence was low and so was my ability to give a shit, so I just say whatever comes to mind.

Porn stars are a dime a dozen today, so my claim isn't so impressive, but she's on some porn sites you've heard of before, and her videos get views larger than the population of the old city I live in, so it was still a moderate accomplishment.

She was obviously looking to fuck dudes, multiple dudes, and I was one of several during a string of when this girl needed to prove something to herself.

I don't have a screenshot of her profile but I found an old one with how I opened, if anyone wants to know how you open on tinder to a bonafide porn star and potentially get laid:

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A Rastafarian Skeleton

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Oh I deleted this because I thought people hated it and didn't want to fuck the forums. Not so much intending to brag, this was more dumb luck but I think it's a bit of an amusing story.


Hah, no, it was a small place. We met at a venue with a wild reputation in my area, she bought me drinks and then we drove around and ended up at her place. Apparently she is quite notorious in my area and people were looking to see who she brought to a bar this time.


No, just needed to set the stage for who tapered out first, because despite her profession I've never been with a chick that couldn't last that long.


Hers. She had a stripper pole in her bedroom. I think she worked as a stripper as well. She liked to watch anime shit.

That kind of bullshit works on women on Tinder a lot of the time. I've experimented with all sorts of different profiles, attitudes, and techniques and basically I've found that the more fake, pretentious, or fuckboyish you are, the better it works, depending on the type of person. Basically if it seems too stupid or not intelligent enough for a guy, it'll probably work on a woman. I'm fake as hell on these apps. I've probably fucked 5 or 6 women on tinder, and only one was a fatty that I regret. Actually each one is a story, such as the woman in the trailer park with an ankle bracelet that told me her boyfriend was in jail on murder charges and she was charged too, we fucked in her daughter's playroom and she was super scared of her daughter waking up. The true White Trash experience.


It did, and as others said it really isn't as impressive.

There is one main thing out of this I found really interesting. You know those porn star interviews where they talk about small stupid stuff about themselves, like what they like, and the kind of sex they give and receive? I always thought those were just bullshit, but at least with this girl, everything in the interview I found when I did my cyber-snooping was actually the complete truth and she had told me most of her. Everything from food to her obsession with giving (bad) blowjobs.
You were talking about offing yourself the other day because wokeness ruined society and women and now you're lying about banging pornstars. I think you're mentally ill.