I fucked a porn star before. I'll answer any questions that aren't identifiable information.

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Harbinger of Kali Yuga

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So, it was over tinder. I thought the profile was fake or just your typical OF advertisement shit, but the instagram on the tinder matched which meant she had to have logged into it, and it was a verified profile. I right swiped. Later we ended up matching, and I'm like, "god damn." So I message her. I don't believe I have a shot, but my confidence was low and so was my ability to give a shit, so I just say whatever comes to mind.

Porn stars are a dime a dozen today, so my claim isn't so impressive, but she's on some porn sites you've heard of before, and her videos get views larger than the population of the old city I live in, so it was still a moderate accomplishment.

She was obviously looking to fuck dudes, multiple dudes, and I was one of several during a string of when this girl needed to prove something to herself.

I don't have a screenshot of her profile but I found an old one with how I opened, if anyone wants to know how you open on tinder to a bonafide porn star and potentially get laid:

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Harbinger of Kali Yuga

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You were talking about offing yourself the other day because wokeness ruined society and women and now you're lying about banging pornstars. I think you're mentally ill.
I'm a complicated man, but I assure you I'm speaking the truth. I mostly hate political correctness, banging women is something I advise every young man to engage in. It's not really a remarkable feat, I honestly just find it to be an amusing story because she was crying worried about her own performance at the end (honey, you did just fine). The experience was just really weird.

You find these stories on the internet sometimes, reddit or wherever. Honestly they all sort of read like mine. Maybe it'll happen to one of you.
 

Harbinger of Kali Yuga

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I will defer to your expert opinion then.
Dynastia respects women too much to defile them with his cispeen.
Was it like throwing a pickle through a barn-door?
Nope, it wasn't the best sex I've had but it was good.

One rule, which seems to be universal based on what I had read online even before this--don't bring up their porn career or anything to them. At all.
 
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Harbinger of Kali Yuga

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Did everyone clap?
I swear to god it's a true story.

She didn't, haha. I was drunk and I can fuck like a stallion so I didn't cum. I didn't realize she'd be conked out so fast. Her pride was so wounded that morning she was crying and I was just awkwardly waving my dick in her face jerking off trying to cum but there was nothing sexy about that situation. I suspect this is why she was fucking dudes, she is one of those girls that can't do it as much as other girls and she was trying to train herself? Or maybe she's a massive nympho. I'm pretty sure she had borderline personality disorder.

Bro any one is a 'pornstar' now
I know, and stated that, but it was the whole nine yards--fake eyelashes, bleached asshole, of course the tits were more art than nature. I think it's probable someone on the Farms has beaten off to her.