I fucking hate Negro Science Man -

[Internet War Criminal]

Hot Ones is a great show where celebrities eat a bunch of extremely hot wings and lose their shit to varying degrees on camera as they try to conduct a regular interview.

This week they have Negro Science Man and he's just so fucking smug and litearlly says that he only holds objectively true opinions and shit

Fuck that dude and also Bill Ney

 

[Antipathy]

You were cucked by Neil Degrasse Tyson, weren't you?

 

[Internet War Criminal]

lol i dont fuck coalburners, gross

 

[Antipathy]

lol i dont fuck coalburners, gross

No, but the cheap whore you had did, apparently.

 

[Bogs]

 

[Internet War Criminal]

No, but the cheap whore you had did, apparently.

is that seriously the best comeback you could come up with in two fucking minutes?

come on man

 

[Bogs]

Comeback?

 

[RI 360]

more like:

 

[Internet War Criminal]

more like:

lol exactly he's borderline retarded. milo put it best:

Scientists Who Are Actually Really Stupid: #1, Neil deGrasse Tyson

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As dumb as Tyson is, his fans are even more preposterously thick, which is probably to be expected given that they’re all liberals. But the extent to which they hoover up and retweet his contradictory and brainless provocations is matched only by the hilarity of the occasional social justice car crash, in which the politics of grievance that Tyson likes to encourage comes back to bite him.



Does anyone learn anything from Tyson’s pop sci pronouncements? Who knows. But what little they do glean from his persnickety commentary on Star Wars v. Star Trek and his nitpicking about Interstellar and Gravity is called into question when his own shows make the same errors and his grasp of accuracy, sourcing and evenhandedness are shaky, to put it mildly.

There’s a silver lining to Tyson’s outsized notoriety, of course, and it’s that the internet always hurts the ones it loves: outside of reddit, and even within it, Tyson is known primarily as a meme. He has been reduced to a clutch of vacuous funny soundbites and obnoxious reaction images sprayed across image boards.

Tyson has been relegated to a place of widely-known obscurity where little is known about his ill-thought-out opinions and he’s instead celebrated for his facial expressions and attention-seeking media persona. Everyone knows his face, but few know or care to discover anything about the man or the views behind it. If you ask me, that’s a fitting tribute.


The whole thing is worth a read. NDGT is the I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE of scientists and only beloved by idiots

 

[AnOminous]

Neil fucked some chick IWC is thirsty for, I just know it.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

It sucks that he's smug fedoralord and PETA shill, but at least Cosmos was decent.

Bill Nye not only shat on his public persona but his show as well.

 

[FataBataRang]

So, basically he's a black Bill Nye?

 

[millais]

 

[RI 360]

go back to reddit, cuck

 

[Yaoi Zowie]

So, basically he's a black Bill Nye?

He's a few steps ahead of Bill tbh. He's done some academic work at the very least and has a PhD (to Nye's Bachelor's in Mech E, lol). He's also better about publicly embarrassing himself if Cosmos and the new Bill Nye abortion are to be compared.

I've heard from someone who worked with him that he has a fucking comic book supervillain-sized ego though. With all the smug that exudes from every orifice when I see him on the screen I'd believe it.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

He's done some academic work at the very least and has a PhD

Yeah he was washed out of Texas University because he couldn't complete his assignments and essays and spent more time partying and playing with his bands than actually working (then blamed racism instead of his own failures for that)

publicly embarrassing himself if Cosmos and the new Bill Nye abortion are to be compared

It's easy to not look like an idiot when the media are not pointing out how many times you got things wrong in your show He constantly makes dumb mistakes that someone who actually knows his shit wouldn't do.

've heard from someone who worked with him that he has a fucking comic book supervillain-sized ego

This is a dude who said 'Scientists are smart, doctors are stupid'.

Fuck that dude

 

[Positron]

This is a dude who said 'Scientists are smart, doctors are stupid'.

Fuck that dude

I don't think any doctor has ever said "you have six months to live", except in jokes.

Fuck that dude

Just remember he is a PETA spokesman. If you're mad, imagine him stripped naked and fondling an eggplant lasciviously.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I hate him because he's black.

 

[millais]

Black science man and Bill Nye ruined a televised interview I recently overheard. The two of them were interviewing a chief director for NASA's Hubble Space Telescope program, but they kept interrupting this guy with meme-y zingers and dumb nerd jokes that really dragged down the level of the conversation. I understand they are trying to do the pop science routine and make it more accessible to the general audience of laymen, but they really blew the opportunity to have an engaging and constructive dialogue with a person who had a lot of interesting insights and experience in favor of trying to sound hip and cool with the younger internet crowd.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I saw Black Science Man at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.