I had my first beer what now? -

[Gorrister]

The title says it all. What do i do now?

 

[HeyItsHarveyMacClout]

Have another

 

[Yotsubaaa]

Hell yeah! Keep the party going! You can't just stop at one, it's 2020 man! Go wild with everyone to welcome the new year! Go chat up that guy/girl you like! Have fun like there's no tomorrow!

 

[Zelos Wilder]

You ever play the game called drink the beer? It's easy. You drink a beer, then you win. Your prize is another beer! Repeat ad naseum.

 

[Frank D'arbo]

Beat your wife

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Dude are you totally wasted?

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Try some rum!

 

[Nanook Rubs It]

Now you wait until you are 18 to use websites intended for adults.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Unwanted pregnancy, stds and premature death.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Unwanted pregnancy, stds and premature death.

Don't forget waking up in a tranny's house.

 

[Kacho]

Grow some hair on your nuts and get your dick wet.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Don't forget waking up in a tranny's house.

Thank Christ, I thought that was just me

 

[Immortal Technique]

Get good at beer pong. Or, if you're old, you're pointless in life and just drink more.

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

What kind of beer? If it was something like Heineken, FUCK THAT SHIT!

Pabst Blue Ribbon!

 

[No Exit]

Depends, if you're under legal drinking age where you are get off the internet for a bit and enjoy the party. If you finally turned legal and are just trying it now get off the internet and make some friends, you faggot.

 

[Floop]

Drink 21 beers to celebrate becoming 21
If you aren’t 21 just drink your age in beers you get the point

 

[polonium]

Kill yourself because it's all downhill from here

 

[Oban Lazcano Kamz]

start drinking vodka heavily

 

[Zodiax]

You follow the cycle to completion.

 

[Gorrister]

Now you wait until you are 18 to use websites intended for adults.

Nice zappa name.