i have a date with a woman who speaks effectively no english (Solo español pendejo) - Give me some tips

[Yellow Yam Scam]

I don't speak any Spanish. How do I operate this motherfucker?

 

[The Sacred Chao]

I don't speak any Spanish. How do I operate this motherfucker?

Whipping your dick out is pretty much universally understood.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

I don't speak any Spanish. How do I operate this motherfucker?

'Chupa mi verga' = you look amazing to me

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

then how did you even land a date with her?

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

then how did you even land a date with her?

asked her number at the gym and google translated it. she thought it was cute.

 

[HeyYou]

Be sure to mention you have a lot of money as well: Tengo sida.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

asked her number at the gym and google translated it. she thought it was cute.

HOLD IT!

Did you arrange for the date via Google Translate as well?

 

[DiddyKongMain1989]

I guess you could just take her somewhere cool and jesticulate about things you're both enjoying while using kindergarten Spanish. Or show her dank maymays.

Really tho. Probably a mix of a date that keeps you both doing something (don't have to talk much) and applying a bit more of that google translate fu. Then maybe brush up on your spanish if y'all have the kind of chemistry that can handle that barrier.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

HOLD IT!

Did you arrange for the date via Google Translate as well?

of course

I guess you could just take her somewhere cool and jesticulate about things you're both enjoying while using kindergarten Spanish. Or show her dank maymays.

Really tho. Probably a mix of a date that keeps you both doing something (don't have to talk much) and applying a bit more of that google translate fu. Then maybe brush up on your spanish if y'all have the kind of chemistry that can handle that barrier.

we're getting ice cream after we go to the gym. i'm trying to grind to the "Restaurant" part of duolingo but it's making me learn some gay shit about airports first.

 

[Rusty Crab]

I guess you could just take her somewhere cool and jesticulate

On the first date?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Go find a day laborer at the home depot parking lot and have him hide nearby and feed you lines like Cyrano De Bergerac.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

just keep saying omelette du fromage.

oh wait, its french.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Déjame poner un sharpie en tu pooper mi dulce gordita

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

yo soy practicar espanol.

yo soy hombre. tu es mujares.

we will ejercicio la pierna?

tres (sets?) de doce. ok. tu primero


how do i say "can i show you" like a gringo? not like google translate does it, like a retard like me would say it. as in, "i am practicing spanish, can i show you?"

 

[Niggernerd]

I don't speak any Spanish. How do I operate this motherfucker?

Call ICE and stop finding dates outside of home depot.

 

[Kamikaze]

I don't speak any Spanish. How do I operate this motherfucker?

I know your dick is hard with this retarded idea, but

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outbreeding_depression

 

[Some JERK]

Call her mamacita a lot. Get some pan dulce and ask her to tell you her best La Llorona stories from her childhood. Wait for her 12 brothers to beat your ass for talking to her.

 

[Sped Xing]

Soy con la migra. Si quisieras dejar en los Estados Unidos, es preciso que tú me dé nudes.

 

[Johan Schmidt]

Mi mucho green cardo e you marrìe me!

 

[break these cuffs]

You're already fucked if you're asking for advice here.