i have a dietician & therapist?! disastrous grwm - No, and no. Surprised she spelled "disastrous" correctly.

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giga melt

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Is she graying around her hairline?

I think that's her really bad application of dry shampoo. She must think you spray it on and it'd done with, that's the mess she's left with afterwards.

Yeah it's definitely dry shampoo. She sprays it on nasty greasy unwashed hair and doesn't even brush it through so it sticks like that at the surface. There's probably a couple layers especially right at the hairline so it looks silvery/grey. It looked like that before in another video and people made the same comments.

She just gets more and more boring. I love to hate on Amber but I'm so bored. Once I catch up on Chantal's thread it's like, this is it? Come on Amberlynn I'm rooting for you (to be more of a trainwreck.)
 

LightEmittingDiode

Ages 16+, choking hazard, may contain nuts
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Seeing Ambers skin up close is always a fun experience, so y’all enjoy!
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dfranki723

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You know what's a fun thing to think about?

We know she won't lose weight BUT even if she did, her face would look like absolute shit. We've all seen how morbidly obese people age once they've lost weight.
I imagine she'd look around 15 years older if she got down to a healthy weight. Normally people her size have soft looking, stretched out skin on their face because of the fat but hers looks awful and wrinkly even now, it'd be so much worse if she was thin.
 

Borbie Dahl

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Does anyone know if a real dietician would put her on a detox diet? With the word "detox" it kinda sounds like she's talking to another MLM health coach.
No, an actual healthcare professional wouldn’t be ‘on trend’ and buzzwordy. Detox is a thing wine drinking housewives throw around at the book club, or murder mystery true crime detective agency. Whatever your living room is called. Mines a living room. Terms like detoxify, Rejuvenate, or age defy, sell ‘fitness’ books and shitty home shopping network cash grabs, but they are not what an ‘Amber’ needs or would get from real help. When Amber says Jenny don’t work, WW dont work etc. she’s lying. The plan didn’t fail, Amber quit. Any plan would work if she would DO it. Any single one. Even a slow outdated one from ten yrs ago would still show improvement over time. Weeks or months. This idiot is 600 lbs. or maybe 580 or 560 who cares. Close enough. ‘Water weight’ is some shit a small or medium says when they wanna try on bathing suits. Or possibly be in someone’s wedding, and feel not so confident but still look great. Amber needs real deal intervention. I’ve seen folks involuntarily held at medical facility’s for far less but slightly different types of mental glitches than “momma needs jamocha, Becky! Now! Or no reptar cereal for you, you better not tell Eric or shit head ricky either! I’ll keep that money I’m gonna say I’m gonna send to your sister for her light bill, bitch! Ugly thumb!! you know it’s just the binge monster that’s got me acting like this Baybe. I need my jamocha!!!!” This is more about Ambers need for More than constant focused attention than anything else. Fine tuning macros & finding what ph Water synergizes with your birth chart Means fuck all. Thanks Kristine an George, your creation is in absolute agony & you don’t care a single bit. Fuck you. Improvement is not possible as long as she doesn’t give a fuck. She clearly doesn’t. Ambers need for pity and attention is so strong that being out of breath sitting still is worth it to her. She’s doomed. (Idk why shit is randomly capitalized. Predictive text is annoying and I’m giving up).
 

Turd Fergusson

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No, an actual healthcare professional wouldn’t be ‘on trend’ and buzzwordy. Detox is a thing wine drinking housewives throw around at the book club, or murder mystery true crime detective agency. Whatever your living room is called. Mines a living room. Terms like detoxify, Rejuvenate, or age defy, sell ‘fitness’ books and shitty home shopping network cash grabs, but they are not what an ‘Amber’ needs or would get from real help.
I think that she was denied surgery and now is looking for the next best thing. Amber always looks for an easy fix and if she cannot get surgery, why not a detox. Hopefully, she will film this rubbish to see how low she falls in the rabbit hole of pseudoscience nonsense. I am not sure what a 7-days detox will accomplish on someone who needs to lose 400 pounds or more. How long before she tells us if she will get the vaccine or not?
 

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Does anyone know if a real dietician would put her on a detox diet? With the word "detox" it kinda sounds like she's talking to another MLM health coach.

that guy Al Roberts made a video on her last month and he said he reached out to her... I wonder if it's him. Is he the type to tell someone to detox? He does keep mentioning inpatient therapy
 
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that guy Al Roberts made a video on her last month and he said he reached out to her... I wonder if it's him. Is he the type to tell someone to detox? He does keep mentioning inpatient therapy
I don't recall ever hearing him mentioning doing a 'detox, ' as he doesn't seem the type to endorse a lot of pseudoscience-y stuff. However, I don't really watch his livestreams (he had been doing a lot of those recently) so I can't say for 100% sure.

Edit:Although he absolutely has been emphasizing therapy and in-patient counseling whenever he directs a video at Amber, so he doesn't seem big on woo.
 
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I call shenanigans

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that guy Al Roberts made a video on her last month and he said he reached out to her... I wonder if it's him. Is he the type to tell someone to detox? He does keep mentioning inpatient therapy
Absolutely not his style at all. He reached out to ALR a very long time ago, as in about three years ago. He had most recently claimed he wouldn't even try to deal with her, and that the only thing that would work for her is inpatient therapy.

She's in the hands of a shark again. Like @Turd Fergusson, I suspect she's hit another brick wall (aka creditable surgeon) who won't just take her cash in return for removing 80-90% of her stomach.
 

Situation Type Deal Gorl

Fuck your feelings, nancypants
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If your memory was erased and this was the first video of amber you have ever seen, how old would you think she is?

despite having the intellect of a teenager, she looks like she’s pushing 40

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You're far more generous than I. She looks like a ratty trailer park grandmother pushing 60.

Does anyone know if a real dietician would put her on a detox diet? With the word "detox" it kinda sounds like she's talking to another MLM health coach.

They absolutely would not. The only "detox" needed by people is for those with severe liver and/or kidney issues. "Detox" diets just sound better than "low calorie, usually liquid diet for x days" for people like Big Al, who are stupid.

No way those wings are hefting that giant lardass anywhere, even if they are about as large as a regular person's torso.
This is for Amber, and some you here. Psychiatrists are doctors. They go to medical school. They do a general medical education and then specialize in psychiatry, just like any other medical specialist. Psychiatrists can diagnose and prescribe medication, but they often don't really go more in depth in the diagnosis like a neuropsychology expert would with a full psych eval.
Psychiatrists are not trained to do therapy.

People really need to stop getting psychiatrist and psychologist mixed up.
It would really only matter if Big Al was actively in therapy. I don't believe a word of her bullshit.

that guy Al Roberts made a video on her last month and he said he reached out to her... I wonder if it's him. Is he the type to tell someone to detox? He does keep mentioning inpatient therapy
Alan Roberts is not a woo kind of guy, She'd last as long with him as she has with any diet that takes even a modicum of effort or control to stop shoving food down her piehole.
 

Thumb Dumpster

For the love of god stop
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12:25 - "Every doctor/dietitian has a different way of losing weight. Who is right? Who's wrong?"

How is she this fucking stupid? Calories out higher than calories in. Lean meats and vegetables only. Exercise. Eventually you will begin to lose weight.
You won't even listen to them anyway you slapped up stink pig so there's only one reason you're doing and mentioning this (assuming you're doing it at all) which will be my fourth point.

12:56 - "Mentally ill"

Is this like when someone is trying to get into a club and they push to the front of the line and say: "I'm a VIP"?

She can do/not do anything because "mentally ill".

"Sorry what I can only assume is a ma'am, but may be a planetoid colliding with the Earth, you need a reservation"
"Mentally ill" *duck lips and walks inside"

13:25 - "We're going to add some glitter. I might regret it" *dumb fucking faces*

Sometimes she says things like this that are just so aggressively retarded it makes me want to rip off my own face.

16:30 - "No I'm not a narcissist"

There it is. See point one. You are a narcissist. Attention is the only thing that makes you moist anymore. Mentioning the dietitian/doctor and how hard everything is and doing an ENTIRE VIDEO of you applying makeup and then adding an obnoxious sound effect to illustrate how sexy you think you are when you just look like a white trash high school blow job artist. It all smacks of narcissism. You don't need to be slashing hookers throats to be a narcissist. You can just be a toxic cunt like her.

In a Q&A she mentioned her therapist thinks she isn't a narcissist. Assuming this isn't a lie, well, I imagine if you're Hamfuck Lynn, you could lie your way out of anything but if you showed them these videos it would change their mind.
 

Situation Type Deal Gorl

Fuck your feelings, nancypants
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12:25 - "Every doctor/dietitian has a different way of losing weight. Who is right? Who's wrong?"
GASP! Are you questioning DrLynn Medicine woman and her astute observations of medical literature about weight loss?

12:56 - "Mentally ill"

She can do/not do anything because "mentally ill".
Especially galling is that she isn't actually mentally ill beyond a non-treatable personality disorder.

16:30 - "No I'm not a narcissist"
She absolutely is.

In a Q&A she mentioned her therapist thinks she isn't a narcissist. Assuming this isn't a lie, well, I imagine if you're Hamfuck Lynn, you could lie your way out of anything but if you showed them these videos it would change their mind.
Unfortunately, many psych folks have zero idea how to deal with narcissists, and narcissists love to play games that make other people believe they are not, in fact, narcissists.
 

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I can't watch her videos, not even the short compilations on YouTube. She's so incredibly boring that the only interesting part is reading the threads on this godforsaken website here.
It’s finally caught up to her, me thinks. She can’t be a fat, gross dancing cymbal monkey forever. When she was younger the draw was ‘oh no, this can’t go on, save this poor gorl’ but now we’re fully here. Ambers an adult gorl now. In the big city no less! She is unapologeticly making her own way in the world. So be it. You wanna suffer, die early an be in exhausted agony during your exit chapters?! Go ahead boo boo. It’s not fun to watch tho. On to Chantal.
 

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Unfortunately, many psych folks have zero idea how to deal with narcissists, and narcissists love to play games that make other people believe they are not, in fact, narcissists.

I hear that alot... when couples go to therapy the narcissist can be so good they convince the therapist the partner is an abuser or the crazy one. so AL could convince her therapist her viewers are bullies and she can continue to feel sorry for herself and eat more.
 

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