Kiwi Farms
You do not have to watch this!
- HEY GUYZ
- NOT A MAKUP CHANNIL
- Shoooo much fun
- Weight stuff
- Updates
- Makeup process
- “Why do you look so sick?”
- YAW
- I AM OVER 500 ELBEES
- TRAUMATIC
- HEALTH THINGS
- …
- Not gonna look healthy!
- SPRAY
- Make me ready to go
- How are you?
- I don’t know how I am doeen?
- Not sure I should share it tho!!!!
- FOUNDATION IS BEST I HAVE EVER SEEN IN ACTUAL LIFE
- Put on medisin called “eshtra-doll” (estradiol)
- ESHRUHJIN
- Hardcore men-oh-pozz symptimps
- Been a hot minute since takeeen eshruadolle
- Mah oncogloist gave me estrogen script every time it ran out
- Haven’t been on eshrojien in two weeks
- I FEEL FINE
- (Hint: fat does an exceptional job of storing excess hormones, this same fat is what likely caused the initial uterine cancer, but that is a whole other long post)
- Never mind she kind of explained it
- Gonna talk to oncologist and tell them that
- I KNOW MY BODY BEDDUR THAN YOU DO!! NO MORE ESHROKJIN FOR MEE!!!
- Conciller
- Another update!
- Getting a therapist
- Also known as “the girl”
- Lokkeen around
- Eadeen disorders are importin
- Wavelength
- Vibes
- Telehealth (through video) or in persin?
- LMAOOOO SHE IS NOT CONTOURING HER CHEEK, SHE IS CONTOURING HER FIRST CHIN
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- I blend everytheen!
- Exciteen!
- Nervis
- BLUSH
- PEENK
- I have a dietician!
- Nervis
- Detox meal plan for week 1
- Ultimately
- Terrifying
- MAKEUP IS VERSATILE
- PUT BLUSH ON YOUR FOREHEAD
- I DON’T KNOW IF I AM SHAREEN MUH DETOX PLAN
- Everyone has opinions!!!!!!!!!!!
- Peephole can persuade me
- Eyebrows
- “my face really do be out here right now looking cakey”
- OH MAH GAD
- PEENK
- Eyelinr
- Lickwid eyeliner!!!!!!
- Thou shall not judge thy neighbor
- What the actual fuck am I looking at?
- WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE A DIFFERENT WAY OF LOSEEN WAIT????
- Makeup is experiment!
- WOW THIS GLITTER
- Glittery!
- MORE GLITTER
- ADD GLITTER HERE
- HERE
- HERE
- HERE
- Lisstick!
- >”lip stuff”
- I AM NOT A NARCISSIST
- LUV PEENK
- Look look better
- GOOD BYE
Congratulations, you look like 2009 Snooki.
