I Have Been Granted Access to Chris's Twitter -

[ianbrandonsomething]

I have been one of only 350 people to been allowed access to Chris's Twitter.

Mostly, it's been whining about not having a girlfriend and Crackle points, but some posts do fill in a few gaps.

I have a couple images saved, but how do I embed an image?

 

[osideguy92]

Upload them onto an Imgur or Tumblr account before this precious info is lost!!! BTW, it's the "Img" button in the full editor which allows you to embed an image.

 

[ianbrandonsomething]

Here are some exclusive Tweets from June 28 last year:

After taking a shower this morning, I went to my old room, got my Megatron G1 figure, removed its attachments, and in its Gun mode,... I shot myself in the head. I am THAT depressed and internally dead, if Anyone on my friends list,... Aside from Kim and Fighta,... Ever gives a fuck, damn or time of day for me anymore.

Notice how Chris apparently had to move out of his old room.

And there's a hella lot more where that came from!

 

[osideguy92]

Screencap that shit and embed it here!

 

[MysticMisty]

Here are some exclusive Tweets from June 28 last year:

After taking a shower this morning, I went to my old room, got my Megatron G1 figure, removed its attachments, and in its Gun mode,... I shot myself in the head. I am THAT depressed and internally dead, if Anyone on my friends list,... Aside from Kim and Fighta,... Ever gives a fuck, damn or time of day for me anymore.

Notice how Chris apparently had to move out of his old room.

And there's a hella lot more where that came from!

That was in the Facebook leak.

 

[KatsuKitty]

His twitter's linked to facebook so I think we saw all of it.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

Why is this a thread?

 

[ianbrandonsomething]

Okay, here's the imgur account: ianbrannansomething.imgur.com

More photos are soon to come, I've got two so far.

 

[Hyperion]

Chris is such a fag always talking about girlfriends

 

[Saney]

Here are some exclusive Tweets from June 28 last year:

After taking a shower this morning, I went to my old room, got my Megatron G1 figure, removed its attachments, and in its Gun mode,... I shot myself in the head. I am THAT depressed and internally dead, if Anyone on my friends list,... Aside from Kim and Fighta,... Ever gives a fuck, damn or time of day for me anymore.

Notice how Chris apparently had to move out of his old room.

And there's a hella lot more where that came from!

That's not new.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Why is this a thread?

I don't know this social media stuff well, but there very well could be tweets we still haven't seen. Giving OP a chance to demonstrate this.

Original post (posted 1 hour ago as of this writing): #PSVita_PP #MyLifeWouldBeCompleteIf IFNLVNP49e5T9kkdbYtedLgg *picture link* Image

I think I need help. I'm not good at technology.

>doesn't use the "Abduction!" firefox extension to save pages as image

 

[ianbrandonsomething]

Here are the Tweets from 16, 17, 18, and 19 April 2012.

16 April
(you've read this) *Tweet, Tweet. Just testing the link between my OLD Twitter to my facebook.
(you've also read this) *Just lost 2 hours of life in court waiting for hearing date setup. Really Tired. Wish Snyder dead from HIS own self-stress. I need sleep.
(The new stuff begins here) *I have Blocked EVERY LAST Ex-Follower of my Twitter; Now Only my REAL Friends should be able to read my tweets.

17 April
(in response to a cogsdev post which read "yeah chris lost his virginity to a prostitute because he thought he was going to jail(where he would surely perish)"
*@cogsdev What makes you think I "hired a prostitute"?
*I think it is safe to tweet to facebook now.
*I have tried a hairspray my cherokee gal friend recommeded, and I like it. Aussie Sprunch; it keeps my hair poofy, and smells of candy.

18 April
(in response to cogsdev post "@Kamikitsune0 well, he's just trying to block out all the trolls, i think. i do wonder who he intends to read the tweets (anna i assume)"
*@cogsdev I will answer your curiosity, because it still is relatively useless 2 u. My Facebook Friends read my tweets; linked them up.

19 April
*My self-confidence is still good; I still smile a lot; but I lately freeze up upon seeing a pretty woman; why can't I even say "hi"?
*I must still have some old fears of her being already taken, possible troll, rejection, etc, etc, etc.
*Aside from ice-breaking with friendly face recognition, I would appreciate help on flirting with women; kissing help would be good too.
*The flirting advice and pointers are to be offered to me IN PERSON; words alone just don't work as hot as experience.
*Any of y'all, my friends on facebook, want to follow my Tweets, please leave me a comment with your @name on f.b., and send me your request.

 

[teheviltwin]

17 April
(in response to a cogsdev post which read "yeah chris lost his virginity to a prostitute because he thought he was going to jail(where he would surely perish)"
*@cogsdev What makes you think I "hired a prostitute"?
*I think it is safe to tweet to facebook now.
*I have tried a hairspray my cherokee gal friend recommeded, and I like it. Aussie Sprunch; it keeps my hair poofy, and smells of candy.

From the Facebook leak.

 

[KatsuKitty]

Here are the Tweets from 16, 17, 18, and 19 April 2012.

16 April
(you've read this) *Tweet, Tweet. Just testing the link between my OLD Twitter to my facebook.
(you've also read this) *Just lost 2 hours of life in court waiting for hearing date setup. Really Tired. Wish Snyder dead from HIS own self-stress. I need sleep.
(The new stuff begins here) *I have Blocked EVERY LAST Ex-Follower of my Twitter; Now Only my REAL Friends should be able to read my tweets.

17 April
(in response to a cogsdev post which read "yeah chris lost his virginity to a prostitute because he thought he was going to jail(where he would surely perish)"
*@cogsdev What makes you think I "hired a prostitute"?
*I think it is safe to tweet to facebook now.
*I have tried a hairspray my cherokee gal friend recommeded, and I like it. Aussie Sprunch; it keeps my hair poofy, and smells of candy.

18 April
(in response to cogsdev post "@Kamikitsune0 well, he's just trying to block out all the trolls, i think. i do wonder who he intends to read the tweets (anna i assume)"
*@cogsdev I will answer your curiosity, because it still is relatively useless 2 u. My Facebook Friends read my tweets; linked them up.

19 April
*My self-confidence is still good; I still smile a lot; but I lately freeze up upon seeing a pretty woman; why can't I even say "hi"?
*I must still have some old fears of her being already taken, possible troll, rejection, etc, etc, etc.
*Aside from ice-breaking with friendly face recognition, I would appreciate help on flirting with women; kissing help would be good too.
*The flirting advice and pointers are to be offered to me IN PERSON; words alone just don't work as hot as experience.
*Any of y'all, my friends on facebook, want to follow my Tweets, please leave me a comment with your @name on f.b., and send me your request.

We've seen quite a few of these. Are you going to save a picture of his entire twitter feed or what?

 

[ianbrandonsomething]

Okay, looks like I'm done here. It's apparent there's probably going to be very little fresh content, so Mods, lock this thread.

 

[brooklynbailiff]

No shit?

 

[BillRiley]

Here are the Tweets from 16, 17, 18, and 19 April 2012.

16 April
(you've read this) *Tweet, Tweet. Just testing the link between my OLD Twitter to my facebook.
(you've also read this) *Just lost 2 hours of life in court waiting for hearing date setup. Really Tired. Wish Snyder dead from HIS own self-stress. I need sleep.
(The new stuff begins here) *I have Blocked EVERY LAST Ex-Follower of my Twitter; Now Only my REAL Friends should be able to read my tweets.

17 April
(in response to a cogsdev post which read "yeah chris lost his virginity to a prostitute because he thought he was going to jail(where he would surely perish)"
*@cogsdev What makes you think I "hired a prostitute"?
*I think it is safe to tweet to facebook now.
*I have tried a hairspray my cherokee gal friend recommeded, and I like it. Aussie Sprunch; it keeps my hair poofy, and smells of candy.

18 April
(in response to cogsdev post "@Kamikitsune0 well, he's just trying to block out all the trolls, i think. i do wonder who he intends to read the tweets (anna i assume)"
*@cogsdev I will answer your curiosity, because it still is relatively useless 2 u. My Facebook Friends read my tweets; linked them up.

19 April
*My self-confidence is still good; I still smile a lot; but I lately freeze up upon seeing a pretty woman; why can't I even say "hi"?
*I must still have some old fears of her being already taken, possible troll, rejection, etc, etc, etc.
*Aside from ice-breaking with friendly face recognition, I would appreciate help on flirting with women; kissing help would be good too.
*The flirting advice and pointers are to be offered to me IN PERSON; words alone just don't work as hot as experience.
*Any of y'all, my friends on facebook, want to follow my Tweets, please leave me a comment with your @name on f.b., and send me your request.

Well, all those appeared on Facebook. However, it nice to know what (and who) Chris was replying to. It adds some much needed context to some otherwise fairly cryptic tweets. Thanks, IBS!

 

[ianbrandonsomething]

So, do you want me to dump all of his unknown Tweets and not mind reading it again or just want me to stop? I'm fine with both ways.

 

[BillRiley]

So, do you want me to dump all of his unknown Tweets and not mind reading it again or just want me to stop? I'm fine with both ways.

Sure, why not? Seeing what he's replying to makes (at least some) of Chris' tweets marginally more comprehensible. (Well, at least as comprehensible as Chris ever gets... )

 

[osideguy92]

Dump it, I say.