I HOPE I DIE OF CORONAVIRUS -

[AnOminous]

I want to infect a bunch of you motherfuckers too. Fuck this gay, weak virus.

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

me too tbh. This world sucks and I'm too much of a coward to slit my own throat

 

[kūhaku]

Way I see it, if I or any of my co-workers get C19, those are some free vacation days right there.

 

[AnOminous]

I am just going to go to a huge gathering and openly cough and sneeze and fall over weakly like I'm dying. Then claim I'm completely fine and wheeze and spew all over everyone who is trying to remove me.

 

[The Fool]

I really don't care if I get it. Even I survive, I wasn't going to reproduce anyway.

 

[Cardenio]

If I get the Coronavirus I'm going to go to every single PayDay Loan Center place and infect those vultures.

 

[Schauma mal]

I use public transport over two hours every day. If I have corona I'll be a superspreader without any effort on my part.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Just keep slurping the bat soup, that is tasty tasty shit.

 

[Starving Autist]

I want it so that I can coof on my muslim neighbor who beats his wife, and the cops and landlord that aren't doing shit about it. Give me my little hats and puzzle pieces, I'll coof on you as well.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

I have major fun sitting in the tram and coughing like hell, well coughing isn't that hard when you smoke a pack a day. But the others faces, priceless.

 

[TwinkLover6969]

I lick every china man I see

 

[Krimjob]

I have a few politicians here in mind...

 

[Slimy Time]

Make sure you cough on that scumbag at work.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

News broadcast: "As corona targets mostly the elderly which are already somehow ill...."
Hey, ya heard that Joe, Bernie, Nancy?

 

[dismissfrogs]

I lick every china man I see

where

 

[Kacho]

Wuflu is cheap low rent garbage just like everything else China makes.

 

[TwinkLover6969]

where

the mouth

 

[Near]

Just do what that one dude in Belgium did

Man arrested after licking his fingers and wiping them on pole in train

Subway train was withdrawn from service to be disinfected, transport authority says

www.independent.co.uk

 

[Mariposa Colorado]

I don't mind getting this virus tho I rather not. I have people to take care of though, so I do my best to keep 'm safe. If I ever get it I will self quarantine upstairs.

 

[GogglyGoblin]

Coof on my face, not online, and see what happens.