i made a mistake.... - 8/2/2018
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been making mistakes since you left the womb, gorl!
For those who don't watch: her mistake was eating cheese...
Great. Now I have the vision of Hamplanet randomly and uncontrollably breaking wind.
Have you ever tried to laugh and throw up simultaneously?
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So she confirms in this video that she DOESN’T shower after swimming in the lake. So gross!
The lingering smell of lake water in her hair, her fat rolls and her bedsheets must be disgusting! Why am I even surprised?!
The lingering smell of lake water in her hair, her fat rolls and her bedsheets must be disgusting! Why am I even surprised?!
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First of all, let's get this out of the way; eating cheese is never a mistake. Come at me vegans.
AL addressing the comment section;
AL addressing the comment section;
- "I shower every day. Sometimes in the morning! Sometimes at night! Sometimes bolth! I SHOWER!"
- "I like my videos a little bit behind. Some people ask why Eric's aren't. It's because he uses his phone to upload, and I use my laptop, something something wifi. But definitely not because I am lazy."
- "Justin Beiber is cute. Charlize Theron is cute. Cute cute cute. Did I mention I definitely have a sex drive?"
- "Oh boy I haaaate it when my chokers get turned around," *shows off the unaltered chain to a choker we otherwise never see her wearing.*
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Ooooh my fucking God. Where to start. We're back to being 3 weeks behind. The best part of this video is that you catch her in several lies if you watch Eric's "content". She still hasn't figured out how to properly use her computer. If it takes you longer to edit content on an expensive ass Mac than it did your phone, you're fucking doing it wrong. They're goeeeeeeg swimeeeeeen. Rickie just finished mowing the yard, but it's cool because "he actually enjoys it". Sure, Jan. You useless fucks make the one person who actually works mow the yard when your pathetic asses sit literally sit around all day and do nothing. Fuck all of you. We get to the Mex restaurant that if you watch Eric's vlogs we saw them at 3 weeks ago when Rickie totally ignores Hambert's annoying ass. She totally cuts that part out, hard edit, too. Next morning, y'all, she went to bed without showering after swimming in that nasty lake. Christ only knows what was in her hair and on her skin and is now assimilated into that bedding that never gets washed. Totally lies about the shouting we noticed in Eric's vlog and says that it's totes her and Becky getting "hype" (?) when we all know Becky was sitting right fucking there with Eric. Playing with snapchat filters and watching videos (riveting content, gorl). Becky talks for a second, didn't even bother with that. She drank a whole Mike's Hard Lemonade (on her meds) and ate some cheese so she totally feels bad. Says she's trying to vlog less so she can get caught up. Again, sure, Jan.
ETA: Holy nose wart, Hambert. That thing is about to become sentient.
ETA: Holy nose wart, Hambert. That thing is about to become sentient.
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Becky thinks that the letter y is a vowel lol
Didn’t she literally eat two cheese sticks in one sitting for breakfast a few vids back? GORL
Still fat.
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Video title: "I made a mistake"
me: You don't say...
Edited: I noticed she didn't call Becky's family "my family" in this one. Wasn't she bragging about how she felt Becky's family was her own a few videos ago?
Edited again for the Amberism of the day: "my gallstone area"
Edited one more time, now with bonus image:
me: You don't say...
Edited: I noticed she didn't call Becky's family "my family" in this one. Wasn't she bragging about how she felt Becky's family was her own a few videos ago?
Edited again for the Amberism of the day: "my gallstone area"
Edited one more time, now with bonus image:
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AL makes excuses on why she's behind. Spoiler: it's not b/c she's lazy, she works SO HARD you guize. She's salty that nobody liked being trapped in a shitty motel room with her for a week b/c it's stuff that "other youtubers do". She still doesn't get that she's not other youtubers b/c she has the personality of soggy cardboard and no, it's not stuff that other youtubers do b/c other youtubers actually put effort into their content.
She's so considerate she unlocks the car for Becky. Ricky mowed the lawn b/c ofc he did (he LIKES doing it y'all it's not b/c AL is physically incapable of mowing the lawn). AL, in her typical selfless nature, is loaning her chauffeur to Ricky for their lake adventure. I love how she says "we're going to drive" as if driving is somehow a team effort and not just Becky driving while AL destroys the car.
They at a shitty Mexican restaurant again. She comments on how thin Ricky is while he ignores her.
She films one of those weird tricycles and talks about how she would "totally ride it".
More driving with shitty pop music.
They get to the lake. AL talks about how Eric is changing his clothes and Ricky promptly covers up the car window with a towel b/c ofc he doesn't trust AL to NOT film Eric naked.
She's allergic to cheese now? She had some booze? It made her feel awful so she's now never going to drink again. Also she apparently didn't shower after the lake b/c she felt bad so she slept in gross lake water wtf AL. It's not b/c she doesn't shower regularly though, she takes TWO showers a day sometimes!
Camera preening. Becks and AL doing some stupid meme. AL explains that the yelling in Eric's vlogs aren't her throwing a tantrum, it's her and Becks playing with Twinky. How she knew people were talking about that when she doesn't read here or her comments is a mystery. AL's just omnipotent I guess.
Making food. Microwavable veggies/potatoes with dry chicken. How is she so fat and so old but still so fucking bad at cooking. College kids have higher standards than our gorl jfc.
AL commenting on Major Events in the World aka rambling about Justin Beiber/celebs. She rambles with Becks and preens some more on camera god she really is in love with her face.
This wasn't a sit-down but most of those clips could have been edited out. She's also still weeks behind. Quality youtuber though.
She's so considerate she unlocks the car for Becky. Ricky mowed the lawn b/c ofc he did (he LIKES doing it y'all it's not b/c AL is physically incapable of mowing the lawn). AL, in her typical selfless nature, is loaning her chauffeur to Ricky for their lake adventure. I love how she says "we're going to drive" as if driving is somehow a team effort and not just Becky driving while AL destroys the car.
They at a shitty Mexican restaurant again. She comments on how thin Ricky is while he ignores her.
She films one of those weird tricycles and talks about how she would "totally ride it".
More driving with shitty pop music.
They get to the lake. AL talks about how Eric is changing his clothes and Ricky promptly covers up the car window with a towel b/c ofc he doesn't trust AL to NOT film Eric naked.
She's allergic to cheese now? She had some booze? It made her feel awful so she's now never going to drink again. Also she apparently didn't shower after the lake b/c she felt bad so she slept in gross lake water wtf AL. It's not b/c she doesn't shower regularly though, she takes TWO showers a day sometimes!
Camera preening. Becks and AL doing some stupid meme. AL explains that the yelling in Eric's vlogs aren't her throwing a tantrum, it's her and Becks playing with Twinky. How she knew people were talking about that when she doesn't read here or her comments is a mystery. AL's just omnipotent I guess.
Making food. Microwavable veggies/potatoes with dry chicken. How is she so fat and so old but still so fucking bad at cooking. College kids have higher standards than our gorl jfc.
AL commenting on Major Events in the World aka rambling about Justin Beiber/celebs. She rambles with Becks and preens some more on camera god she really is in love with her face.
This wasn't a sit-down but most of those clips could have been edited out. She's also still weeks behind. Quality youtuber though.
She titles the video, "I made a mistake...." obvious clickbait because of the Chantal drama.
Did she just bless herself after she sneezed? What a narc lol
She's got another diabetes skin tag by her eye.
Oh like if Rickie didn't "enjoy" mowing the lawn, Amber would be out there doing it, pfft
The part where she tells Rickie he's looking skinny and he straight up ignores her ass
Her going on and on about her showering schedule. We still don't believe you shower daily, gorl! Give it up!
"When you guys hear yelling in the background of Eric's vlogs it's usually me and Becky getting hype with this dog."
Ok, what about the times when Becky is out in the kitchen with Eric and we hear your angry yells coming from the bedroom? Just stop with the lies.
"We're cooking together!" Means throwing everything in the microwave.
Did she just bless herself after she sneezed? What a narc lol
She's got another diabetes skin tag by her eye.
Oh like if Rickie didn't "enjoy" mowing the lawn, Amber would be out there doing it, pfft
The part where she tells Rickie he's looking skinny and he straight up ignores her ass
Her going on and on about her showering schedule. We still don't believe you shower daily, gorl! Give it up!
"When you guys hear yelling in the background of Eric's vlogs it's usually me and Becky getting hype with this dog."
Ok, what about the times when Becky is out in the kitchen with Eric and we hear your angry yells coming from the bedroom? Just stop with the lies.
"We're cooking together!" Means throwing everything in the microwave.
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So many excuses in this video, she "prefilms" so she can upload when she's gone. But she was gone yesterday and didn't upload a video because of it. Her videos are so old it's like at this point just dump them and start over, they're not entertaining anyway. She "was working really hard filming a lot of content". You mean going to Lexington for Pride; but never actually making it there and instead filming 12 videos inside your motel room that no one wanted to see? She's says other Youtubers do it too, upload really old content or just sit around their house doing nothing and vlogging.
Bless you for not making Rickie drive to the lake after he had to work and mow the grass.
Now when she eats cheese, her "gall stone" area hurts really bad. Gorl if you're having gall bladder attacks, that's the worst pain ever. It's not "my stomach hurts". You're doubled over in pain think you're dying, go to the hospital pain.
She didn't shower after swimming in the nasty lake water??!?!?! Do you know what kind of parasites and illness are in lake water?? Not to mention it smells and then getting that on your bed sheets. Just ew.
Bless you for not making Rickie drive to the lake after he had to work and mow the grass.
Now when she eats cheese, her "gall stone" area hurts really bad. Gorl if you're having gall bladder attacks, that's the worst pain ever. It's not "my stomach hurts". You're doubled over in pain think you're dying, go to the hospital pain.
She didn't shower after swimming in the nasty lake water??!?!?! Do you know what kind of parasites and illness are in lake water?? Not to mention it smells and then getting that on your bed sheets. Just ew.
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I'm confused. In yesterday's tantrum video she said that her viewers commented on the fact that in the videos she filmed during the week she was off of Lexapro she seemed 'weird' (10:08-10:35 for anyone interested) yet this video is from July 14th and all of her previous videos have consistently been 2-3 weeks behind. So which one is it? Was the tantrum old as fuck too (I doubt it) or was that just another lie she couldn't keep straight for 24 hours?
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Y is a vowel sometimes.
