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I Married A Purple Pony (Or: Jin and Twilight Sitting In A Tree)

Discussion in 'Animal Control' started by wristwatchswisswatch, Apr 3, 2015.

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  1. how does one become "curious" about scat and ponder it for years.

    this man has taken a shit day after day while looking at Twilight Sparkle' s downs face and said "do I do this today? are we ready to make this step in our marriage?"

    this has been a long, soul searching journey for him in whether or not to smear shit on his cumsponge pony
     
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  2. I created an account just to comment on this.

    I've spent my only day off this week reading each page of this in rapt horror.

    The scariest part to me isn't the weird sex obsession, the watersports, or even the scat.

    It's the origin story of Twilight appearing in the human world and how she's basically his prisoner who has stockholm syndrome

    this man is going to murder someone or someones
     
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  3. I hope I live long enough to see a crossover between Chris-chan and Jin.

    Curious to see whether Chris would react with haughtily mumbling how Jin isn't right in the head, or if a seed would be planted, that would develop into Chris marrying his own pony.
     
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  4. I mean how do we know Chris-chan isn't already involved...there WERE multiple penii in once pic at one point in time...
     
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  5. But Chris is not a dang dirty homo, remember?

    I honestly feel sorry for this guy, he needs help. He like cut off contact with his family or do they enable this shit?
     
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  6. It's nice to hear that a cow that I've first started looking into in 2013 is still the cow I knew.

    Anyway, I decided to check out what was he doing recently on Redlight Ponyville... and sadly, he was permabanned in April 2015 for forging evidence against another guy (MrNameless) in order to get him banned from RP. Why? Because MrNameless commissioned a picture of Twilight Sparkle forced to perform oral sex from another guy (Datebayo). Jin found MrNameless talk in the RP chat about rape fetishes, screencapped them in such a way as to make MrNameless look like a literal rapist, and sent it to the mods. Datebayo tried to defend MrNameless, but failed... but the admin fixed his mistake after few days:
    2017-09-13 04_40_42-The banning of MrNameless and the (not) banning of Jin _ Red Light Ponyville.png

    I'm not posting that link, go retype it yourselves you sick bastards. Anyway, all Jin's comments under that Derpibooru submission have been deleted, so nothing to see there.

    I might dig out some more juicy stuff, but it will be very old and it only makes sense to post really good stuff if it's that old.
     
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  7. I'm never eating chocolate again after catching up.

    Destroy us all. Destroy us all. Destroy us all.
     
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  8. On the real. Go watch the video. Look at the facial gestures and constant blinking.

    I WILL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW WHO IT INSTANTLY REMINDED ME OF.
     
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  9. None of those dicks were bent.
     
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  10. Ted Bundy is a wonderful example of a psychopath who literally went to his grave still trolling.

    He tailored his story to anyone who was willing to pay attention to him, and brazenly changed it to fit the narrative of whoever was willing to try to argue that he shouldn't be killed for whatever reason.

    He held the locations of still unknown victims hostage in an attempt to parlay that information for his life.

    We still (we meaning society at large) fried that motherfucker in the electric chair. Enjoy burning in Hell too you evil fuck.

    Luckily for Jin, his main crimes are against inanimate objects. He's still a terrible person, though.
     
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  11. I'm fascinated by murderers and psychopaths/sociopaths in general.

    But Jin seems to keep progressing into delusions. He started out by asserting that he knows deep down Twilight isn't real. Now? I'm not so sure. How deep does that rabbit hole go before he snaps?
     
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  12. He's just announced that him a TS have been now married for four years. Man, the horrors that apartment must've seen.
     
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  13. Plush Soul: "Kill Me"
     
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  14. I'm surprised it's been THAT long, and the entire "relationship" 5 years, seems like a long time for any relationship in that piece of shit's life, delusional waifuism or otherwise.
     
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  15. I've been wondering if he had any opinion on the MLP movie, but he hasn't posted anything on his DeviantArt, surprisingly.
     
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  16. If I'm remembering this correctly, didn't he block you on DeviantArt because he was afraid of Dandy? I thought that was a bit insensitive of him.
     
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  17. Exactly what happened. It was. Who is this BTW?
     
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  18. All he posted that I saw logged out since he has me blocked is a rant on how the internet was so much better in the past before everyone used it or some shit, surprisingly nothing on the movie.
     
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  19. I saw one of your comments on Jin's DeviantArt a while back and checked out your page, which was pretty memorable. I was surprised to see someone post your stuff here in that other thread but I'm glad you weren't bothered by it.
     
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  20. He wouldn't have anything to say about the movie. He claims he has no interest in the show since about season 2? I think. I don't fucking know. Whenever it was, it was when his "wife" supposedly left equestria to be his one and only boo and ever since then, the show's story has been complete fabrication.
     
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