I matched with this on Tinder - How do I fuck it?

[Quantum Diabetes]

 

[Just A Butt]

with your penis.

duh

 

[Hot Daddy Hard Nipples]

What that beak do?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

with your penis.

duh

But where's the hole?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

species 8472?

 

[Mr. Bung]

At least it's not fat.

 

[TenMilesWide]

But where's the hole?

there's like 8 of them on the top of the head there

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

there's like 8 of them on the top of the head there

So I can park my balls in there

 

[TenMilesWide]

So I can park my balls in there

Ideally, yes.

 

[Justtocheck]

Good for a bam n wham. I'd give it two weeks of texting. 3 if you are great in the sack.

 

[Big Ruski]

Give our illegal Latinx a custom Earth greeting.

I'd like to keep a condom for close encounters though

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Give our illegal Latinx a custom Earth greeting.

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I'd like to keep a condom for close encounters though

welcum to urfff

 

[Nathan Higgers]

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this FUCKING whore... couldn't wait one week from the breakup to get back in the market, huh? Or did you have the tinder account even when we were dating? "Oh I have a headache that's why my head is in my phone all the time!!!" well fuck you, you fuckin bitch... Thank goodness I broke up with you, you're a disloyal cunt.