i may or may not have food poisoning idk ama - ask me why i shit 3 times already

[Deadwaste]

i ate at a chinese buffet with food of questionable quality and felt sick afterwards

 

[OtterParty]

would chris survive chinese food poisoning

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

would chris survive chinese food poisoning

What if Chris ate Chinese food?

 

[Positron]

What if Chris ate Chinese food?

He ate dug-up Patti.

 

[ES 148]

why are you eating chinese in the month of october

 

[DangerousGas]

Is Chinese food getting better?

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

why are you eating chinese in the month of october

Is there ever really a wrong time for Chinese food?

 

[vertexwindi]

Is there ever really a wrong time for Chinese food?

I would Chinese food every day if I could. It's healthy and cheap.

 

[DangerousGas]

I would Chinese food every day if I could. It's healthy and cheap.

I get the feeling that OP may contest that first assertion.

 

[ES 148]

I would Chinese food every day if I could. It's healthy and cheap.

Same, but not in October.
Never in October.

 

[vertexwindi]

I get the feeling that OP may contest that first assertion.

lol I mean authentic Asian food though, just throw some spiced chicken and chinese veggies in a pan, add some soy sauce and stir-fry it

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

lol I mean authentic Asian food though, just throw some spiced chicken and chinese veggies in a pan, add some soy sauce and stir-fry it

that sounds really good right now

 

[Burgers in the ass]

Are you sure you don't just have a shitty stomach

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

liquids, liquids liquids.
I once was forced to drink Gatorade at 11 for health reasons.So drink those to piss away the toxins.

 

[heathercho]

What if Chris ate Chinese food?

What if Chris ate a Chinese?

lol I mean authentic Asian food though, just throw some spiced chicken and chinese veggies in a pan, add some soy sauce and stir-fry it

Stirfry before you put the seasonings in. Otherwise you steam it.

 

[PT 404]

Film yourself shitting your pants, and post it here so we can laugh at you.

 

[ForgedBlades]

The last time I had food poisoning, I took a Hiroshima-esque liquid shit in the bathroom of a well respected steakhouse, and two weeks later they closed down.

Coincidence? I think not.

 

[Deadwaste]

why are you eating chinese in the month of october

i was hungry

Is Chinese food getting better?

no

Are you sure you don't just have a shitty stomach

its complicated

Film yourself shitting your pants, and post it here so we can laugh at you.

no

 

[polonium]

What would happen to someone if you glued their butthole shut

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

What would happen to someone if you glued their butthole shut

That's a good question