I need some advice -

[Eton musk]

I'm new to the form. I watch the video archives of null on YouTube and that's been about my only "in" with the community. I started playing ss13 because of him too. Can someone give me the run down, how tos, socials, and what not? It would help a lot

 

[Meat Pickle]

Lurk moar.

 

[NerdShamer]

Send feet pics to Null.

 

[Kirito]

Lurk more, dont post threads like this.
I suggest avoiding happenings, deep thoughts and articles and news like the plague. Read some lolcow threads and have a good time.

 

[Medical Hawaii]

in the spirit of friendship, ASL

 

[NerdShamer]

Seriously, it works.

Ignore the advice that everyone else just gave you.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

I'm here for you Frendo. You got any questions, you just PM ol' Raf. I won't steer ya wrong.

 

[Strange Wilderness]

Read the CWCKI. Chris-Chan is the OG Lowcow and a good jumping off point for the people discussed on this website. If you think he's hilarious then start actively posting in other Lowcow threads. If you are offended by him or how the community laughs at him, you should probably fuck off to other pastures because you will not fit in here

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Take the warnings seriously, especially about PERSEC ( don't use a name or account you use elsewhere online, NEVER give out details that could be used by an evil genius to identify you IRL, however harmless you think they might be, etc) There are wildly proficient doxxers here. If you've already done these stupid things, ditch your account and start over.Read up about the cows who killed themselves and don't be anything like them.

 

[Professional Lurker]

Send an extremely detailed description of your feet along with pics of them to Null and the mods. Type it like it's a Deviantart description section.

 

[ZombiefiedFerret]

You're gay and should kill yourself.

 

[Eton musk]

I know about Chris

Read the CWCKI. Chris-Chan is the OG Lowcow and a good jumping off point for the people discussed on this website. If you think he's hilarious then start actively posting in other Lowcow threads. If you are offended by him or how the community laughs at him, you should probably fuck off to other pastures because you will not fit in here

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

To better answer your question I'm going to need some details on your romantic life.

 

[Eton musk]

You're gay and should kill yourself.

You're right, I will

To better answer your question I'm going to need some details on your romantic life.

I live with my partner, a year with her was just yesterday actually.

 

[ZombiefiedFerret]

You're right, I will

Thank. Dont forget to livestream it.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Take the warnings seriously, especially about PERSEC ( don't use a name you use elsewhere online, NEVER give out details that could be used by an evil genius to identify you IRL, however harmless you think they might be, etc) There are wildly proficient doxxers here. Read up about the cows who killed themselves and don't be anything like them.

You're gay and should kill yourself.

DON'T kill yourself. This guy is a bad person.
Also, I've found that the best way to become a respected and beloved farmer is to stay away from from politics, and offering up political opinions, especially extremist fringe ones, or ones that advocate violence. It's really live and let live here, and following this maxim fastidiously is the reason people respect me and seek my advice here.

 

[Eton musk]

Thank. Dont forget to livestream it.

Facebook?

 

[s0mbra]

Don't make threads like this.
Lurk more.
The faggots here have a worse bark than bite. Just dont be retarded and you'll do fine hombre.

 

[ZombiefiedFerret]

Take the warnings seriously, especially about PERSEC ( don't use a name you use elsewhere online, NEVER give out details that could be used by an evil genius to identify you IRL, however harmless you think they might be, etc) There are wildly proficient doxxers here. Read up about the cows who killed themselves and don't be anything like them.

DON'T kill yourself. This guy is a bad person.
Also, I've found that the best way to become a respected and beloved farmer is to stay away from from politics, and offering up political opinions, especially extremist fringe ones, or ones that advocate violence. It's really live and let live here, and following this maxim fastidiously is the reason people respect me and seek my advice here.

Dont listen to this guy. He's gay and following his advice is going to turn you gay and autistic.

 

[ZombiefiedFerret]

Facebook?

Yes.