I ordered a mail order bride from Columbia -

[Postal_Rat]

But all I got was a fucking llama do you think I should try to get a refund or just accept I got cheated?
should I stick my dick in it. or would that void the warranty that might exist?

IDK I'm new to human trafficking or llama trafficking I suppose

 

[Swiss46]

Its your wife do whatever you want.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Talk to Kevin Gibes.


Yes I know they’re alpacas, shush.

 

[Postal_Rat]

Talk to Kevin Gibes.


Yes I know they’re alpacas, shush.

I kind of doubt he can swap a llama for a human female

 

[Mr. Bung]

Warranty void if the llama is ovulating at the time of a dicking. Otherwise you should be good to go.

 

[Furret]

I fell into the same trap. I tried to get a refund, but they only pay in more llamas. Your best bet is to sell it to someone else.

 

[Fentanyl Floyd]

South Carolina?

 

[Dysnomia]

Is the llama female?