I really, really hate fan fiction. -

[soIregistered]

Does anyone ACTUALLY respect fan fiction? I have friends who take their fan fiction SO FUCKING SERIOUSLY. I kind of want to sit them down and say....look....no one fucking cares. No one takes this seriously. Every one of your friends on Facebook is tired of being tagged when you get a new idea for Powerpuff Girls meets Donald Duck meets Boba Fett & the Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy. People reach these almost CWC levels of delusion, like "There are four people on fanfiction.net who are REALLY INTO my new story!".

I hate fan fiction. Actual writers hate fan fiction. Unless you're that moron that wrote Fifty Shades of Grey (y'know, that great piece of literature), no one is going to give you a job based on your fan fiction. Can you imagine trying to get a job at Marvel comics and being like "I can send you my Spider-Man/Buzz Lightyear/Godzilla story from fanfiction.net!"

It's all shit! There's no quality control! And eventually it just devolves into characters fucking!

I FUCKING HATE FAN FICTION!!

EDIT: This was from two years ago. I can tell who writes fanfiction. The ones who keep coming here and rating this. Sorry to hit dem nerves!

 

[Picklepower]

I've never met anyone who actually reads fanfiction, yet there is tons of it. I'll never understand. I read some hard Yaoi ones, for laughs though, theres nothing more awkward then a gay sex scene, written by a 16 year old girl.

 

[Male]

Maybe this will change your mind
http://m.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/1/

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

There's probably thousands of decent fan fics out there, they are just harder to find under the oceans of shit, hell even good SONICHU fan fics exist.

Also Male, I loled.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

there's nothing more awkward then a gay sex scene, written by a 16 year old girl.

hell even good SONICHU fan fics exist.

Besides Asperchu, what other ones exist?

 

[soIregistered]

Maybe this will change your mind
http://m.fanfiction.net/s/2554200/1/

I think that encapsulates most of the genre.

 

[bradsternum]

I agree 100%. And I hate the enablers who go, "It's good 'cause it gets people to start writing!" No, no it's not. Write your own god damned story. There's nothing creative about taking established characters in an established franchise and making them have gay sex.

 

[Henry Bemis]

I like some fanfictions.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Besides Asperchu, what other ones exist?

A good one I recommend is "CWCollateral" by a DA user named "Manjerkop", basically it's about a fictional PVCC army unit called the Honey Badgers who fight against Chris' recolours in a dystopian CWCville, it also features the main characters dealing with feral Sonees and Roseys in some hilariously gory ways.

 

[José Mourinho]

I only read fanfiction if it gets extremely popular or notorious.

 

[Picklepower]

Somewhere, right now, someone is reading CSI Miami, diaper fanfic.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Tasty WB's recommendation

 

[Trombonista]

I FUCKING HATE FAN FICTION!!

Whatever.

 

[Dark Mirror Hole]

I love bad fanfiction. It's a guilty pleasure of mine. I like to design book covers of them to make them seem like literary classics.

 

[Dunsparce]

A representation of every Sonic fanfic, EVER.

Sonic the Hedgehog ran very quickly down the hall to where the fire was coming from. While running he ducked into a rolling spin and made a sound like "@@@@@@@!" so he could dodge the fireball lasers.

At the top of the staircase he stood up and shouted at the top of the staircase "Sephiroth!" The man with long hair turned slowly and with a flash of his sword removed Sonic's nipples from his body.

"OUCH that hurts1" cried Sonic, hurting. "Looks like I will need the power of the CHAOS CRYSTAL for this opponent!" and he raised up a handful of glowing gems.

The light from the jewels summoned all the legendary pokemon in the world together and they fused together into a Pyschic Ghost Dragon Pokemon. "LEAVE THIS TO ME, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!" it said in the voice a thousand monsters, and shot a giant Hadouken at Sephiroth.

Sephiroth bounced it back with a spin of his blade, and it hit the Psy-Gho-Dra-Mon in the face, crashing him to the floor and half-crushing No-Nipples Sonic. "This is bad!" said Half-Dead No-Nipples the Hedgehog. "It looks like we will need to call for that man, Psyghodramon!"

"YES" he agreed, and used his 7 physic goat dragon balls to make a wish "SEND US THE CHOSEN HERO OF PROPHECY!" as Sephiroth slowly descended to finish them off.

Just then a bright light from the sky shone, and the Grand Master John Su descended from the moon on rocket powered rocket boots, with a beautiful woman on each arm. When he landed, there was a chorus and fanfare of trumpets, and he lowered his sunglasses and said "Yo."

"Who are you" said Sephiroth as he threw a ninja star at light speed at John Su. John Su turned and winked at the star, and the bright light instantly dissolved it into space dust. "Pretty good," said Sephiroth, "but your still gonna loose!" and he transformed into Super Saiyan 4 Sephiroth.

"Take this!" he screamed as he flew towards John Su. John Su flexed a single muscle, generating an awesome MANWAVE that overpowered Super Sephiroth and sent him flying into space, frozen forever in defeat.

"Thank you for saving us, John Su" said the world. "You are so strong and cool"

"I know," he replied, and jumped back up to the moon after resurrecting the 4th Hokage.

This one is my favorite

 

[Something Vague]

Oh boy, I've fried my brain many times by reading abdl/babyfur fanfics... I'm surprised I'm still alive talking to you about this... Just reading smut in general has fried my brain. I often ragequit.

50 Shades is a fanfiction and there is fanction of 50 Shades and when that gets published there will be fanfiction of that book and so on and they will just keep getting worse.

 

[The Hunter]

You know, I'm a pretty good fanfic writer.

http://redsavarin.deviantart.com/art/Ci ... -387705483
http://redsavarin.deviantart.com/art/Ci ... -387875907

You should read those some time.

 

[Picklepower]

I remember back in the old days, when fan girls had Geocities, Hie/Kurama Yu Yu Hakusho fic. pages, oh man, remember Web Rings?
I will admit, I enjoy the Yaoi Doujin's!, as long as the characters are of age, and not like, from Beyblade, or something.

 

[Niachu]

I hate vapid stereotypes.

 

[Bob's Fries]

I know several fanfictions that are considered decent.

This one includes Chris Chan with MLP and a Doctor Who mix. I don't remember who linked this earlier, but kudos to him: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/20025/a ... three-acts

Then there's Hill of Swords. Now that one is good: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6154638/1/T ... -of-Swords