I sent a letter to Nick Bate - becase fuck you don't tell me not to ween

[HG 400]

Dear Nick Stoutzenberger,

I'm sorry to hear about your child rape conviction. That sucks, dude. I have arranged for a package of really good heroin to be snuck in for you, it should arrive tomorrow. It's way too much to use in one day so you should still have plenty of good heroin on you for about a week. Hopefully it will cheer you up. In other news, your lawyer said you'll definitely get time off if you keep snitching on the other prisoners and it's probably the best thing for you to do before anyone finds out you're actually half-black.

Love,
Joshua Moon

I addressed it to a totally different prisoner, though.

 

[waffle]

All sounds pretty reasonable to me...

 

[TheMightyMonarch]

@Ancani must be triggered.

 

[3rd Continuance]

This is the shitposting I come here for.

 

[AnOminous]

@Ancani must be triggered.

Especially because he sent it from her address. I wasn't supposed to tell that but how could I resist?

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

I don't get it

 

[I Like Blarms]

semper fi, you glorious bastard!
i can't wait for @Ancani 's reaction when she receives his response in her mail!

 

[Ruin]

Cue Anna shrieking and shedding chunks of dangerhair.