I should have done this sooner... 8/25/20 -

[SassyAndMorbidlyObese]

see kids, this is why you're told to wear sunscreen year-round and not to eat sugar. otherwise, you get skin like AL at 29 years old.

And to wash our faces daily...

 

[darkwingosonichugorl]

Who the f*** buys their friends presents whenever they go to visit them or they come over?? What kind of relationship is that? Bribing people to hang out with you?

Really ugly fat people with no value.

 

[mekalekahi]

"Little do you know behind the scenes I could be going thru somthing I'm not talking about" yeah...like millons of other youtubers that vlog, they probably also get utis and heartburn like you do but dont make 10 minute clips of them describing and complaining about it. You literally made a video where the majority of it was you in your bedroom describing nausea from eggs.

Back at the old house almost every video was over 5 minutes of you telling us you have a obese co morbidity.

 

[Twa Corbies]

"Back at the old house almost every video was over 5 minutes of you telling us you have a obese co morbidity."

Every video started with five minutes of "I look like this cause I just woke up...I haven't eaten anything ...This is my first meal of the day..."

 

[DefCon Dumb]

... as well as her usual disclaimer about poor lighting. Once she got past her usual disclaimers, excuses & complaints, there was very little else.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

There is nothing else.

I hear decorative rose wine bottles screaming.

 

[AmberAlert]

"Back at the old house almost every video was over 5 minutes of you telling us you have a obese co morbidity."

Every video started with five minutes of "I look like this cause I just woke up...I haven't eaten anything ...This is my first meal of the day..."

Meanwhile, pitch black outside all the windows, microwave clock says 7:00pm as she prepares her first meal...

 

[krazy orange cat]

"Little do you know behind the scenes I could be going thru somthing I'm not talking about"

She shouldn't expect her viewers to give a care about what she might be going through behind the scenes. She is judged on what she willingly shares. It's like expecting me to care that my neighbor is lactose intolerant when the only thing they talk about to me is their gardening. Amber could have an alien fetus growing in her shelf ass, but I cannot give a shit about it if she she doesn't let us know about it.

 

[fvckm3]

oh my god where did she find a tent shirt with the runaways on it? that shirt design is a vintage design from 1976...

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she fits right in.
you can't even tell she's obese

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[GothSloth]

Also, the face mask barely fit her and I'm still wondering how they fit Necky with no neck. Greatest mysteries of time.

Maybe that's why Necky has been wearing a gaiter up until now?

 

[AmberAlert]

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she fits right in.
you can even tell she's obese

No Neck and the Takeaways

 

[Pog Mathoin]

God I really really want a whole bunch of people to beg her to set up a Patreon and pledge to give her payments just to troll her. Can you imagine the tantrums and reeeee-ing when she realizes that nobody plans to give her a cent!

 

[ADHD]

i won't be talking about appointments i'm going to um i'm strictly just going to say hey guys on my way to an appointment i'm not going to talk about what it's for

Or, here's an idea: She doesn't even have to say she's on her way to an appointment at all. She "forgets" to vlog so much stuff that she claims she's going to vlog (like what she eats), she doesn't have to say a single word about topics she doesn't want to talk about.

Oh, wait. She doesn't want to talk about it but she does want to vaguepost and attention whore over it.

Pretty pathetic for someone about to turn 30.

 

[Maxliam]

So if they make a movie about her witch antics will it be titled "The Craft Service"?

 

[krazy orange cat]

I hope she tries to create a Patreon. I doubt she bothered to read their terms of service.

Now what do you suppose Patreon is going to think when they look at her social media presence and see just what a cunt she is towards her own audience?

 

[I liek fr0gs]

The only problem with Patreon is you actually have to provide content that people are willing to pay for. Talking about her latest operation or expounding on her weight loss journey.? Like being trapped in an endless Thanksgiving late afternoon with a bunch of elderly relatives.

This. I was wondering what perks can she actually offer her patrons? She is not very creative. She is not active like at all even on shopping trips. Her life is extremely unexciting. Early access videos? Her stuff isn't worth paying for to see ahead of everyone else.

 

[how now brown cow]

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she fits right in.
you can't even tell she's obese

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She probably relates to Joan Jett, and fancies herself a bit of anarchist. These lyrics do sum her up quite well.

 

[TC-P]

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It's all good!

Thank you again for the information. I was thinking everyone wanted Amber size. That on many levels is just not that great of a goal. I have learnt so much from this site.

 

[AmberAlert]

She probably relates to Joan Jett, and fancies herself a bit of anarchist. These lyrics do sum her up quite well.

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I don't give a damn 'bout my menstruation

 

[Thumb Butler]

I don't give a damn 'bout my menstruation

So please don't bring up my period hole situation.