Kiwi Farms

Yeah. I fucking sperged. I laid in bed with a naked girl all day while she wrote a paper. And then, after literally like 6 hours of rubbing her back, kissing her, fondling her tits, etc., etc., when all she had to do was finish her last edit and submit, i was like "okay, gotta go" and now I'm sitting at home, high, and eating a burrito the size of a baby.

bonus points: i even called her and bitched her out for making me wait all day for sex and she was like, "i fucking told you all i had to do was submit this assignment. you could be over here right now and we could be fucking"

lololololololololololol