I think I am falling in love with someone on KiwiFarms -

[Goochole]

I think he's so beautiful and handsome and I am slowly falling for him. But I don't know how to tell him that. Can someone please give me some advice on how to woo this person?

I already tried an attraction sign it didn't work.

 

[Zach_Kun]

just kill urself, you're at the point of no return

 

[Goochole]

What good would that do? I don't think this person is a necrophile?

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Sorry, but I don't love you back. I only date trannies.

 

[The Fool]

I am willing to share @autism420 with you, but I call saturdays.

 

[nice]

the only way to woo a Kiwi is to send them a video of yourself proclaiming your love for them

 

[DatBepisTho]

This isn't a dating site... I hope.

 

[Goochole]

the only way to woo a Kiwi is to send them a video of yourself proclaiming your love for them

That sounds like an awesome idea. Give me some time I will post that video here.

 

[Zach_Kun]

Jokes aside, you could always make a video of you humping a blowup doll while screaming ur lover's name!

 

[Goochole]

Jokes aside, you could always make a video of you humping a blowup doll while screaming ur lover's name!

Thats true but I'd rather take it slow at first and romance this person.

 

[Zach_Kun]

Thats true but I'd rather take it slow at first and romance this person.

Lol pussy

 

[c-no]

Thats true but I'd rather take it slow at first and romance this person.

Send them PM's. It's what one Kiwi tried to do when he thirsted for China.

 

[Piss Clam]

I think he's so beautiful and handsome and I am slowly falling for him. But I don't know how to tell him that. Can someone please give me some advice on how to woo this person?

I already tried an attraction sign it didn't work.

Write his name on your ass cheeks, take a photo, and post it here. What else do you expect?

 

[Cthulu]

I think he's so beautiful and handsome and I am slowly falling for him. But I don't know how to tell him that. Can someone please give me some advice on how to woo this person?

I already tried an attraction sign it didn't work.

Dicpic or GTFO

 

[Null]

protip: don't