I think my neighbor might be gay, what should I do? -

[RavenCrow]

I dunno for sure, but he has a lot of rainbow flags out on his yard. He walks like a girl and calls me a "thilly gooth" when I run into him at the mailboxes. Should I suck his dick?

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

That would probably be t he safest way. If you can smell a hint of shit on his dick as you're sucking it, he may be a faggot.

 

[Bad Gateway]

But if he kisses you before you swallow he might just be straight.

 

[Furret]

You could suck his dick, but killing him in Minecraft would also work.

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

Brandish a sportsball at him. If he recoils like a vampire, he’s got the ghey

 

[EnemyStand]

I don't think should is the right question. I think the question is when. You will suck his dick, because you're more of a faggot than him.

 

[Vingle]

You should kidnap him, amputate his arms, legs, rip out his vocal cords and store him in your cellar.
If you can do all this, you got a living sexdoll that can't do anything than accept his fate. Remember to force feed him, so he doesn't die and rot.

 

[Horton Hears A Whoreson]

Turn his house into 2b2t spawn.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Suck his dick, but if you swallow, that means that you’re gay too, so be careful.