I think someone kissed me last night astrally - And it's actually a thing

[DocHoliday1977]

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I Think Some Astral Was Kissing Me. Astral Projection

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Last night I woke up in the middle of my lips parting and I was about tongue someone who was NOT there. I thought I was dreaming but I wasn't having a dream.

Has this happened to any Kiwis?

 

[Sushinope]

Did the room smell of Fanta and rotting watermelon?

 

[Anesthesia]

No, it has not happened to me. Because my dreams are just nightmarish jumbles of twisted recurring memories that unfoled into excruciating sounds.

Edit: Nvm I'm a fucking tard for taking this shit seriously.

 

[Dorcas]

I urge you to call upon a Traditional Catholic Priest who can provide you with the Holy Salt sacramentals which will help defend you from this infernal outreach.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Did the room smell of Fanta and rotting watermelon?

It (the room) smelled like me, rose petals and lavendar - my body wash. No Fanta or watermelon.

I urge you to call upon a Traditional Catholic Priest who can provide you with the Holy Salt sacramentals which will help defend you from this infernal outreach.

I think its a guy who knows how to do astral junk. Invasive behavior. My dog has started barking in the middle of the night for no reason and no one outside.

 

[garakfan69]

Have you checked Weinstein's alibi?

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Have you checked Weinstein's alibi?

Actually I don't think he's into astral projection....Buddhist practices. I know some people who do. -_-

 

[Dorcas]

I think its a guy who knows how to do astral junk. Invasive behavior. My dog has started barking in the middle of the night for no reason and no one outside.

St. Agnes of Rome, Protectress of young chastity pray for us.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

St. Agnes of Rome, Protectress of young chastity pray for us.

Your sweetness touches me. Thank you!

 

[Sped Xing]

I eat astral

 

[DocHoliday1977]

No, it has not happened to me. Because my dreams are just nightmarish jumbles of twisted recurring memories that unfoled into excruciating sounds.

Edit: Nvm I'm a fucking tard for taking this shit seriously.

I hope your dreams get better. It's better if you blow it off. If you get sensitive to it, you notice every. damn. thing.

I eat astral

-_-

 

[break these cuffs]

You should probably start listening to some binaural beat tutorials and learn how to astral project so you can find out who sexually assaulted you.

 

[Eryngium]

Actually I don't think he's into astral projection....Buddhist practices. I know some people who do. -_-

Does you dog have an alibi? sometimes my dog will lick my face in my sleep.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Does you dog have an alibi? sometimes my dog will lick my face in my sleep.

She doesn't sleep in the room with me.

You should probably start listening to some binaural beat tutorials and learn how to astral project so you can find out who sexually assaulted you.

It's been going on for years.

 

[Eryngium]

She doesn't sleep in the room with me.

Was the Astral kiss consensual or do you think it was from someone or something with impure motives?

 

[DocHoliday1977]

Was the Astral kiss consensual or do you think it was from someone or something with impure motives?

It wasn't consensual. Most astral behavior is behavior that the person cannot do in the real physical world. Let's just say the person has no access to me and can't get to me so he'll do this instead.

 

[Richardo Retardo]

It wasn't me . . . probably

 

[Eryngium]

It wasn't consensual. Most astral behavior is behavior that the person cannot do in the real physical world. Let's just say the person has no access to me and can't get to me so he'll do this instead.

Oh that sounds just awful
Make sure to keep yourself safe, ok?

 

[DocHoliday1977]

It wasn't me . . . probably

Oh that sounds just awful
Make sure to keep yourself safe, ok?

This is my miserable life. Oh this fcker will get mad at me and keep me from getting a job.

 

[Ashenthorn]

I eat astral

Anilingus is underrated... and underappreciated.