I think someone kissed me last night astrally - And it's actually a thing

Phony Ribbins

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Did the room smell of Fanta and rotting watermelon?
It (the room) smelled like me, rose petals and lavendar - my body wash. No Fanta or watermelon.
I urge you to call upon a Traditional Catholic Priest who can provide you with the Holy Salt sacramentals which will help defend you from this infernal outreach.
I think its a guy who knows how to do astral junk. Invasive behavior. My dog has started barking in the middle of the night for no reason and no one outside.
 
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Phony Ribbins

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No, it has not happened to me. Because my dreams are just nightmarish jumbles of twisted recurring memories that unfoled into excruciating sounds.

Edit: Nvm I'm a fucking tard for taking this shit seriously.
I hope your dreams get better. It's better if you blow it off. If you get sensitive to it, you notice every. damn. thing.
I eat astral
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Phony Ribbins

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Does you dog have an alibi? sometimes my dog will lick my face in my sleep.
She doesn't sleep in the room with me.
You should probably start listening to some binaural beat tutorials and learn how to astral project so you can find out who sexually assaulted you.
It's been going on for years.
 
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Phony Ribbins

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Was the Astral kiss consensual or do you think it was from someone or something with impure motives?
It wasn't consensual. Most astral behavior is behavior that the person cannot do in the real physical world. Let's just say the person has no access to me and can't get to me so he'll do this instead.
 
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It wasn't consensual. Most astral behavior is behavior that the person cannot do in the real physical world. Let's just say the person has no access to me and can't get to me so he'll do this instead.
Oh that sounds just awful :(
Make sure to keep yourself safe, ok?
 
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