I think someone kissed me last night astrally - And it's actually a thing

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Ok. You sound like you would.
He was described as astrally pretty, but also was such a massive failure that he had to rule in Hell rather than serve in Heaven. I've made assholes like him cry by accident before. I fear an angel more than any demon.
 

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WOW. You have elevated yourself not only above God, but above Lucifer. God won't protect you from their fury.

Yikes.

This won't end well.

Pride goes before destruction and a haughty spirit before a fall.
 
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WOW. You have elevated yourself not only above God, but above Lucifer. God won't protect you from their fury.

Yikes.

This won't end well.
If God can speak through anyone, than nothing I say can possibly elevate me above God no matter what I say.

Though... "above God but above Lucifer"? Are we not all supposed to be above Lucifer? Why would Lucifer ever be above God? He's a worthless bitch. I detect Satanism here. This is getting insane.
 

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If God can speak through anyone, than nothing I say can possibly elevate me above God no matter what I say.

Though... "above God but above Lucifer"? Are we not all supposed to be above Lucifer? Why would Lucifer ever be above God? He's a worthless bitch. I detect Satanism here. This is getting insane.
Uh yes, you have acted like you are God. You took over this account from someone else. Lucifer will NEVER be above God.

Good luck to you, moron. You're going to need it.
I'll just say that not fulfilling your biological duties has driven you mad in laymans terms. You see it all the time.
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Just looking for the right man. Not Harvey Weinstein or Tony *whacked* Robbins.
 
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Uh yes, you have acted like you are God. You took over this account from someone else. Lucifer will NEVER be above God.

Good luck to you, moron. You're going to need it.
Then why did you write it like Lucifer was prioritized above God? What are your priorities at that point?

And if God can really speak through anyone, then should you not treat the words of anyone who speaks to you as God all at once, even if they are mean-spirited?
 

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Then why did you write it like Lucifer was prioritized above God? What are your priorities at that point?

And if God can really speak through anyone, then should you not treat the words of anyone who speaks to you as God all at once, even if they are mean-spirited?

Let me make this clear - God only acts in revenge for His people never Himself. He doesn't kill people. He is a gracious and loving Being.

That being said - when you blaspheme God too many times and you get arrogant to the point you are verbally abusing fallen angels and their sire.....well, they are vengeful, deadly, murderous, and spiteful. What happens? God lets them kill you and destroy you. He doesn't protect you from their evil intent.

Good luck with that. God is informative and loving to His children. ALL THE TIME. He's a good Father.
 
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Let me make this clear - God only acts in revenge for His people never Himself. He doesn't kill people. He is a gracious and loving Being.

That being said - when you blaspheme God too many times and you get arrogant to the point you are verbally abusing fallen angels and their sire.....well, they are vengeful, deadly, murderous, and spiteful. What happens? God lets them kill you and destroy you. He doesn't protect you from their evil intent.

Good luck with that. God is informative and loving to His children. ALL THE TIME. He's a good Father.
God is a shit father that hits you whenever you do something he doesn't like. The way human beings punish each other may well as be the punishment of God according to that logic.
 

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God is a shit father that hits you whenever you do something he doesn't like. The way human beings punish each other may well as be the punishment of God according to that logic.
You have issues.
God is a shit father that hits you whenever you do something he doesn't like. The way human beings punish each other may well as be the punishment of God according to that logic.
 
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That being said - when you blaspheme God too many times and you get arrogant to the point you are verbally abusing fallen angels and their sire.....well, they are vengeful, deadly, murderous, and spiteful. What happens? God lets them kill you and destroy you. He doesn't protect you from their evil intent.
Bullshit. If Salvation War taught me anything, it's that demons ain't shit. Just shoot at them until they die
 
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Bullshit. If Salvation War taught me anything, it's that demons ain't shit. Just shoot at them until they die
Amen brother. As we all know, supernatrual entities are vulnerable to lead. Or, better, iron.
 
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