I think that Chris should be on "The Undateables" -

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phanatic

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I've watched a few episodes of this show, and Chris is the perfect candidate. Unless of course he doesnt want to meet anyone else with any kind of mental issue. Some of the people on this show seem completely incapable of having any kind of relationship. They do seem to give it a try. I have a feeling that some of them actually have more social skills than Chris. Even the ones with Aspergers.
 

shutupman

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Chris has stated that he would never consider dating someone who is slow in the mind, or has autism even.
He also seems to think everyone who tries to contact him ever is a troll (not that he's wrong, at this point).
 

phanatic

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shutupman said:
Chris has stated that he would never consider dating someone who is slow in the mind, or has autism even.
He also seems to think everyone who tries to contact him ever is a troll (not that he's wrong, at this point).

I just really wish that he would get that he is "slow in the mind" So he needs to lower his standards a bit.
 

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shutupman said:
Chris has stated that he would never consider dating someone who is slow in the mind, or has autism even.
He also seems to think everyone who tries to contact him ever is a troll (not that he's wrong, at this point).
There's a big difference between what Chris says and what Chris does.
 

shutupman

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He's admitted he can be "a bit retarded at times". He still thinks he deserves a supermodel who is willing to take care of him.
Welcome to the frustration that is ChrisChan
 

shutupman

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Marvin said:
shutupman said:
Chris has stated that he would never consider dating someone who is slow in the mind, or has autism even.
He also seems to think everyone who tries to contact him ever is a troll (not that he's wrong, at this point).
There's a big difference between what Chris says and what Chris does.

Oh, I know, but he still publicly states things like that. It generally turns most women off immediately if someone has a list of things they'll accept, so, yeah.... Might as well actually be looking for that, since he'll have just as much success.

I wish facetiousness was easier to convey over the net, since most of my comments are just that!
 

Marvin

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shutupman said:
Marvin said:
shutupman said:
Chris has stated that he would never consider dating someone who is slow in the mind, or has autism even.
He also seems to think everyone who tries to contact him ever is a troll (not that he's wrong, at this point).
There's a big difference between what Chris says and what Chris does.

Oh, I know, but he still publicly states things like that. It generally turns most women off immediately if someone has a list of things they'll accept, so, yeah.... Might as well actually be looking for that, since he'll have just as much success.

I wish facetiousness was easier to convey over the net, since most of my comments are just that!
See, I don't know. Like, if he could tell he was dating a retard immediately, then yeah, maybe he might turn them down. But I think some of the clues might be a bit too subtle for Chris to detect on his own. He could figure out that he was dating a slow-in-the-mind after it was too late for him.

Edit: Well, plus there are a bunch of chances that he'd lose out on, because he'd need to find dates in charlottesville, plus find people who would like him and a whole bunch of other things, so, I guess my hypothetical is very unlikely.
 

phanatic

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Marvin said:
shutupman said:
Chris has stated that he would never consider dating someone who is slow in the mind, or has autism even.
He also seems to think everyone who tries to contact him ever is a troll (not that he's wrong, at this point).
There's a big difference between what Chris says and what Chris does.

For some strange reason, this is part of why I keep up with what he's up to.

I deal with people like this on a regular basis, and if there was a forum dedicated to them. I wouldnt join it.

But with Chris, I really have no idea why I waste so much time on it....
 

shutupman

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Marvin said:
See, I don't know. Like, if he could tell he was dating a retard immediately, then yeah, maybe he might turn them down. But I think some of the clues might be a bit too subtle for Chris to detect on his own. He could figure out that he was dating a slow-in-the-mind after it was too late for him.

Edit: Well, plus there are a bunch of chances that he'd lose out on, because he'd need to find dates in charlottesville, plus find people who would like him and a whole bunch of other things, so, I guess my hypothetical is very unlikely.

Don't forget they have to be willing to meet him IMMEDIATELY! IN PERSON!
 

phanatic

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shutupman said:
Marvin said:
See, I don't know. Like, if he could tell he was dating a retard immediately, then yeah, maybe he might turn them down. But I think some of the clues might be a bit too subtle for Chris to detect on his own. He could figure out that he was dating a slow-in-the-mind after it was too late for him.

Edit: Well, plus there are a bunch of chances that he'd lose out on, because he'd need to find dates in charlottesville, plus find people who would like him and a whole bunch of other things, so, I guess my hypothetical is very unlikely.

Don't forget they have to be willing to meet him IMMEDIATELY! IN PERSON!

Yep, no talking over the internet, no texting. Only face to face meetings. What kinda crazy bitch would agree to that?
 

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It's funny, I saw an ad for that show and immediately thought of Chris. And then the Loveshies.
 

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Saney said:
It's funny, I saw an ad for that show and immediately thought of Chris. And then the Loveshies.

Not so much the loveshies. They're not that way because they have physical deformities or severe mental problems. Well, at least not the kind of remediable mental problems people don't view as objectionable.
 

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shutupman said:
He's admitted he can be "a bit retarded at times". He still thinks he deserves a supermodel who is willing to take care of him.
Welcome to the frustration that is ChrisChan

The brain of a college graduate in the body of a playboy women he says in his own words.
 
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