I think we've entered a new dark phase -

[JK_Productions]

I'm afraid the resurgence new CWC content may be nearing its end. He was so happy to make new videos after getting off scott-free from the Gamestop incident and we saw more of the lady-man-baby than we even wanted to as he attempted to seduce women, sell his crap, denounce impostors and ask for handouts. It's been great. Unfortunately I think his acquisition of 2 new game consoles has effectively put that to an end. He's back to doing what he does best- waste away all of his waking hours and tugboat money pouring over vidya after vidya while digesting McDonalds or processed crap from Food Lion. I hope I'm wrong, maybe this new game-streaming thing will be interesting, but I feel like even if he makes more of those videos it will be a snooze-fest; even the most autistic kiwi would get bored watching his mediocre gaming skills while he doesn't even talk. Is the next interesting milestone in his life the Barb incident that we all know is coming? Will he reach out to the people of the internet when that does happen, or will he shut off like he did when Bob died?

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Kill barb irl to hasten the arrival of the next golden era

eta: Let's recover the tape of Chris crying over Bob's death because that will give us more content.

 

[Not-NiGHTS]

I dont expect this second hiatus to last long however. Chris still would want money. And sales for his Etsy stuff probably aren't very high right now.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

He literally did a livestream earlier this week. Talk about jumping the gun.

 

[Lurkman]

I don't actually think it'll be boring as long as we see him rage at the game or be bad at the game he's playing.

I mean, it'd basically be DSP with the Chris-Chan shaded coat of paint, but Chris-Chan is funnier (for some weird reason)inb4alograting

Other than that, don't see much entertainment value out of these live steams (Besides maybe him revealing some more info we somehow haven't gotten yet somehow)

Don't lose hope or think we're entering a dark phase, this is the most content out of Chris in years, and it's certainly the most fun we've had in a while.

 

[BF 388]

Die Chris Die.

 

[chimpburgers]

This is the same kind of complaint I was hearing about just last year about Chris content and then he came back with tons of great new videos. I think you're worrying too much.

 

[Lurkman]

Die Chris Die.

fantabullouscious response.

 

[WhiteChocolateTamale]

Does he have any schedule to his livestreams? I don't follow Let's Players but I wouldn't mind catching one to see what he does.

As far as the new content drought, it's been like that for a long while. All of his new shit is just him talking about gender bending and personal drama which I find completely uninteresting.

I actually have hope that gaming on PS4 will get him to finally talk about something else. How long will it take for something to piss him off in online multiplayer and start making videos calling people out and talking about how everyone's against him? A man can dream...

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Does he have any schedule to his livestreams? I don't follow Let's Players but I wouldn't mind catching one to see what he does.

Chris? Schedule? You must be new here.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

He will return once his addiction to the latest vidya ends and he needs more money. Then he will make another vidya plugging his shit and autists will buy it to "troll" him

 

[Lurkman]

Does he have any schedule to his livestreams? I don't follow Let's Players but I wouldn't mind catching one to see what he does.

It's Chris-Chan, so it wouldn't matter if there was.

As far as the new content drought, it's been like that for a long while. All of his new shit is just him talking about gender bending and personal drama which I find completely uninteresting.

I guess everyone has different tastes in what they find interesting, I just find it kind of funny and kind of stupid. Here's to hoping this PS4 brings in content for all the people that talk about this guy and alot more discussion! (It already has)

I actually have hope that gaming on PS4 will get him to finally talk about something else. How long will it take for something to piss him off in online multiplayer and start making videos calling people out and talking about how everyone's against him? A man can dream...

Agreed.

 

[animedad]

We're only entering a hiatus or a dry spell unless someone can hack his PSN account like in the good ol' days.

 

[Dain Bramage]

I'm afraid the resurgence new CWC content may be nearing its end. He was so happy to make new videos after getting off scott-free from the Gamestop incident and we saw more of the lady-man-baby than we even wanted to as he attempted to seduce women, sell his crap, denounce impostors and ask for handouts. It's been great. Unfortunately I think his acquisition of 2 new game consoles has effectively put that to an end. He's back to doing what he does best- waste away all of his waking hours and tugboat money pouring over vidya after vidya while digesting McDonalds or processed crap from Food Lion. I hope I'm wrong, maybe this new game-streaming thing will be interesting, but I feel like even if he makes more of those videos it will be a snooze-fest; even the most autistic kiwi would get bored watching his mediocre gaming skills while he doesn't even talk. Is the next interesting milestone in his life the Barb incident that we all know is coming? Will he reach out to the people of the internet when that does happen, or will he shut off like he did when Bob died?

Every time someone says "Our LOLcow's udders have run dry", Chris pops out of nowhere with something so incredibly demented and unexpected.

Like I said, Chris only has a few years left before he hits 40 and by his own standards, his royal sperm will mutate into autism-baby makers after that point on. As 2022 approaches, watch Chris become more desperate for a gal-pal to impregnate. That's gonna be lulzy.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Every time someone says "Our LOLcow's udders have run dry", Chris pops out of nowhere with something so incredibly demented and unexpected.

Like I said, Chris only has a few years left before he hits 40 and by his own standards, his royal sperm will mutate into autism-baby makers after that point on. As 2022 approaches, watch Chris become more desperate for a gal-pal to impregnate. That's gonna be lulzy.

I don't know how much more desperate than freezing your own sperm in the fridge someone can get. I would not be surprised if Chris thinks that's the solution (or eventually does). Freezing stuff is like perfect stasis in the cartoons, right?

 

[Broseph Stalin]

If it's because he forgot to turn his mic on and you ended up watching Destiny, then come here and let me punch a hole in your Tough Shit Card. He's learned from that mistake, and I'm pretty sure he'll end up getting trolled by some Destiny playing trolls in the coming days. Hell, I'm kind of interested to hear what he has to say while playing Destiny, though it might just end up be him tarding out with some bad roleplay.

 

[TaterTotTitties]

The milk will flow, just give it time. Even the most productive cows have dry spells occasionally.

 

[Xarpho]

The Chandlers aren't getting any better, and sooner or later something will happen.

Jeff/Francine will return.
Chris will violate his legal terms and end up in jail again, this time for a longer time (but not as long as Sick Nick will be).
14BLC burns again.
14BLC burns again with Chris and Barb inside.
Barb dies.
Chris dies.
Bob is dug up and brought back to life using the Amnyfest Ring and a Keurig coffee machine.

SOMEthing will happen, we just don't know what.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Snorlax dying will be pretty funny when that happens. Until then we'll have to be content with his livestreams which should be great if he turns his mic on.

 

[Jerk Sauce]

Chris is a slow burner because that's just how he roll's, entertainment from him always comes in bursts and spasms. I would say it's actually looking quite promising at the moment merely from the fact that he is actively producing content. Whether you like it or not he's more a project that you leave on the back burner and check in on occasionally. He will doubtlessly chimp out or engage in some strange behaviour yet again, it's just a matter of when.