I want to kick this guys ass over his Facebook status -

[Shiversblood]

Hello. My cousin recently married a man. I want to kick this mans ass. He is black and of course a black man would do this making all black men look even worse. After they got married she changed her status to married. But guess what this asshole guy does? His profile still says single. Should I kick his ass for this? In no way is it acceptable regardless of anything the girl says. She is being disrespected. What should I do?

 

[mr.moon1488]

You should make a bunch of fake job applications in his name.

 

[obliviousbeard]

Lol, she's getting blacked

 

[Okkervils]

Fuck him in the ass to show your dominance and MAKE him change his status.

 

[Bonedome]

Sounds like your cousin cucked you, happens to the best of us, man.

 

[guccigash]

Hello. My cousin recently married a man. I want to kick this mans ass. He is black and of course a black man would do this making all black men look even worse. After they got married she changed her status to married. But guess what this asshole guy does? His profile still says single. Should I kick his ass for this? In no way is it acceptable regardless of anything the girl says. She is being disrespected. What should I do?

Sagal said it best when she said.......

 

[Michael Dummett]

Lol, she's getting blacked

Tfw I'm not the one blacking Shiverblood's cousin

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[fishmonger]

You should definitely kick his ass regardless of Facebook status. Don't forget to beat the shit out of your cousin as well for being a coalburning racemixer.

 

[An Ghost]

Dig up old statuses he’s posted and report any ones that contain “nigga” or “nigger” until his account is banned.

 

[AF 802]

Make sexual assault allegations against her husband. MeToo his ass.

 

[Mightykiwi]

Don't worry, if you ask nicely she might still have sex with you. You might end up being the bottom though

 

[Recoil]

Tfw I'm not the one blacking Shiverblood's cousin
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Are bloodborne memes a thing? I think I've got a new rabbit hole.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Personally, I would have just kicked his ass for using Facebook.

 

[Jmz_33]

Kick his ass
Kick her ass
Then kick your own ass
In that order

 

[RavenCrow]

Is the dick good tho?

 

[lukashenko]

is your cousin's name brandy by chance

 

[KeyserBroze]

 

[Fougaro]

The only justified reason to beat someone up over the internet is when they unironically have "It's complicated" as their relationship status.

 

[RavenCrow]

If you really want to get rid of him invite them over to your house. Later that day say you're going to drive them to a cool place for dinner. When he's in the car say you need to go back in the house real quick then call the cops and tell them black man is stealing your car. If all goes correctly they should show up and shoot him.

 

[UE 558]

Rob a liquor store in extremely bulky, skin covering clothes and make it look like he did it