I can't wait for the follow up story where the Planters Peanuts PR people file an official complaint with the police department.
dude you are reading waaaaay too much into thisBecause it isn't. He's just doing edgy, rage-posting and trying to pass it off as some kind of intellectual comedy.
Half his garbage posts would of gotten him banned here for being a try-hard, wannabe-edgy faggot that's 'only pretending to be retarded'.
Then hammered again for ban evading and bitching about being banned. Oh, and how we're lowly plebs for not getting his high-brow, big-brained humor.
The wit of a fucking 12-year-old trying to avoid a ban by telling mods that he has a right to free speech and the Naruto-character he's badmouthing isn't real so it's fine to use language like "dig out your eyes with a rusty spoon and rape you in your fucking eye socket you miserable tween cunt."
So what's Luke's Kiwi handle?
Found it, he's the one &/or only, the kid chomper himself, Mr. TJ Church aka @Cowlick. I would have thought resorting to write Vice-tier drivel was even beneath him.
He's a peanut doe, the snack of the proletariat. Now if he was a cashew...Mr Peanut is obviously a member of the Bourgeoisie. He needs to go for true the revolution to continue.
'Cuz the top comment on a Twatter feed saying something that might hurt special snowflake feelings is bad, unless coincidentally put at the top by Twitter's "algorithm," and the handle is realDonaldTrump.I'm actually surprised for once this was just an asshole being banned for being an asshole, and that's it. I was sure It'd be about someone with a woke studies degree deciding that harassing a commercial mascot is a brave and stunning action against capitalist bourgeois oppression that would continue until the clickbait-writer's union was recognized.
You joke, but if he actually wrote for Vice, I'd cheer him on. Every paycheck that little mad mongo cashed from Vice would be an act of theft, and they would completely deserve it.
I hate to give them any credit at all anymore, but this is a bit more in line with the dumb self-destructive shit they used to post in the early days. Though its a particularly tame and neutered version of it.I think this is the first piece of quality journalism Vice has put out in years.