I wasn't able to bring my library books in on time and now I must pay them money -
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Be a law-abiding citizen and pay the fee.
In bullets.
In bullets.
Pay the fee. What are you, a poorfag?
Yes
Keep the books and use the pages as toilet-paper.
If you sneak behind the Liberian while no one is looking, and bash her head in with a rock then you should have access to each and every book in the library until the police get suspicious.
I may be letting you in on a secret here, but there aren't actually any library police.
That's exactly something the library police would say
You sound a tiny bit wee paranoid.
Eat her heart to obtain her organizational powers!
Fuck bullets, do a Fahrenheit 451 on the building.
Libraries still exist?
As long as people love to read, there will be libraries. And yes, people still enjoy paper books. And I'm sure they will for years, and years, and years to come.
I would go ahead and pay the late fee. It's no big deal, and besides, it's only fair. The late fees are there to ensure you bring the books back on time so everybody else can enjoy them too. If you hog the book for too long you get fined for it. And the longer you don't return the book, the more the fine will be. That's just how it works.
I wouldn't advise terrorism or anything of the sort. The mature thing to do is to pay the late fee. Have a good day.
Explain this then:
Holy fuck. It's D.C. man. I was talking about normal places.
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