I WENT TO A WEIGHT LOSS DOCTOR - 7/14/2019

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Wait, wait, wait, so this doctor, or "this guy, to quote Amber, told a morbidly obese 28yo woman that has recently gone to the ER in multiple occasions because of infections caused by her obesity (bellybutton and bladder), who has to sleep sitting up and doesn't even get to the REM sleep stage, who has to eat at least 3800 calories per day to solely maintain her massive weight but somehow keeps gaining and gaining, who can barely speak without finding herself huffing and puffing, who has dark knuckled because of diabetes, and who has circulatory problems in her legs to:
- lost only 8lbs a month;
- exercise 10min a day;
- doesn't need to weight herself;
- Goal weight of 310lbs by July 2020, meaning that in a year she's still going to be obese.

Nope, I call bullshit.

At this point I'm even prone to believe that it's one of Becky's many relatives dressed up as doctor and giving Amber bullshit so that she's going to die off faster so they won't have to endure family barbecues with the obese creature of the lagoon sitting on the good chair and screeching all the time for food.
 

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@Tiny Clanger Hello dahling 😘

This is a rumor that has kind of spun out a bit. I have seen no proof that she ever said her and her doctor don't see eye-to-eye. Redditfags are re.tarded. Here is the tweet that started all the bullshit:

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See, she's not saying she doesn't agree with the diet itself.

Her doctor wants her to get to 300-something (I forget the exact number) and Amberlynn's long-time goal weight was 199 but then she lowered it even further to like 170 not too long ago.

e: So, the doctor gave her a goal weight for one year from now. Amberlynn disagrees but it's unclear if she disagrees because she thinks she can't lose that much, or thinks she can lose more... who knows
 

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Bless - fanx, @SAVE TWINKIE!

Half the speds in the Amberverse make it up as they go along - it's not like the inmates of Rolling Hills don't give us enough laughs, but between FB groups, Reddit etc etc a vague statement gets turned into tru fax OnionBoy would be proud of :\

Thank god for my precious kiwi girls. We may be petty, gossipy bitches (and proud to be!) but "citation needed" here will get you a metric fuckton of them!
 

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The doctor should've been honest with her, told her surgery really is her only chance to live and she needs to grow the fuck up. Should've told her that despite surgery being her only chance, not only is she too fat for surgy, he doesn't want to operate on an uninsured person even if they have the means to pay out of pocket.

He then could've given her the gay little diet plan, told her to get insured and to come back next year and if she's lost the weight (and acquired health insurance), then he'll do the surgery.

Strangers to Amberlynn, even professionals (surgeon, mental health pros, etc.), don't realize that it's a bad idea to coddle Hamber. It's not about sparing her feelings. The problem is, if you tell her fairytales in an attempt to be gentle or to not discourage her, she'll use your "facts" and advice to defend her self-destructive behaviors. She'll never forget what you said, but will use the information in a bad way--she'll misconstrue it and twist it to fit her narrative. It's maddening to hear about appointment after appointment where these professionals bend over backwards to make her feel good about herself.
 

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She said she's going back in 2 weeks, so, that's June 20th...I'm guessing it'll be sometimes in August when that video comes out.

- Goal weight of 310lbs by July 2020, meaning that in a year she's still going to be obese.
From what I got from the video, I think it's that by 2023 (4 years). I could be wrong, but that was my interpretation from how she explained the doctor charting it out over 4 years.
 
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The problem with bitches like AL and Chantal is they have zero discipline. Every diet when you break it down to its core is a plan you have to stick to, regardless if the binge monster comes out. AL can’t stick to anything she does when it gets the tiniest bit difficult. Pretty much it doesn’t matter which doctor she sees, what meds she’s prescribed, or what diet she’s on, she’s not going to stick with it. I feel like right now we are just watching a race between AL and Chantal on who’s going to die first.
 

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Did I miss something?

Doctor wants her to lose 8lbs a month, which translates to 96lbs in a year.

He said in 4 years he wants her to weigh 310lbs.

96*4 = 384lbs lost. So if she has to lose 384lbs to get to 310lbs, that means her current weight is 694lbs.

Did I screw something up or did anyone else catch this, too?
No, you're right. I did my re.tarded math without actually watching the video. Now that I have, what she says doesn't make sense at all so I don't even know.

There's so much going on in this video that I forgot to be a petty betty and laugh at her teracotta eyebrows. Bitch throw that pencil in the trash you look ridiculous.

Also, a reminder. Amberlynn said in the my 2019 starting weight video that she weighed 560. In a video filmed a few days prior (Dec 26 2018 "spilling the tea") she says her goal is to get below 500 elbees by the end of 2019. So she essentially set a goal of losing at least 60 pounds in 2019. So far she has lost nothing and is hovering around 565. Allegedly.

Losing 60lbs in 12 months is a lame as fuck goal, considering her size. Also, 60 lbs is a lot less than her doctor's plan of her losing 8lbs a month (96lbs in 12 months).

Amberlynn disagrees with the weight loss goals her doctor has in mind. I'm guessing she thinks she can't lose that much in a year---despite saying in this video that at her size she could potentially lose much faster. Why would she think losing 8lbs a month (or 96lbs a year) is too SLOW when the goal she HERSELF for 2019 was only 60 lbs. She a laaah.

I don't know why I'm sperging so hard today I'm sorry 🥒🥒🥒
 
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The doctor should've been honest with her, told her surgery really is her only chance to live and she needs to grow the fuck up. Should've told her that despite surgery being her only chance, not only is she too fat for surgy, he doesn't want to operate on an uninsured person even if they have the means to pay out of pocket.

He then could've given her the gay little diet plan, told her to get insured and to come back next year and if she's lost the weight (and acquired health insurance), then he'll do the surgery.

Strangers to Amberlynn, even professionals (surgeon, mental health pros, etc.), don't realize that it's a bad idea to coddle Hamber. It's not about sparing her feelings. The problem is, if you tell her fairytales in an attempt to be gentle or to not discourage her, she'll use your "facts" and advice to defend her self-destructive behaviors. She'll never forget what you said, but will use the information in a bad way--she'll misconstrue it and twist it to fit her narrative. It's maddening to hear about appointment after appointment where these professionals bend over backwards to make her feel good about herself.
If you think from doctors pov , you see this morbidly obese woman who comes and cries to you how she wants to lose weight but just can't. Add a crying thumb on the side and you ask her what's her job. She says she runs a weight loss YouTube channel but most of people hate her and hound her for weigh ins.

Then at this moment ,doctors fall for her fake tears, tell her to throw the scale away and give her easy goals (walk 2 mins 5 times each day) so that you build trust and then figure out the plan in future consultations after seeing her progress. Ofcourse amber wouldn't contact them after the first contact and doctors don't give a fuck if patients don't want to contact them. And so the cycle repeats and amber gets her YouTube buck ,stuffs her face and gains weight

Ofcourse none of this would fly with Dr now and hence this bitch wouldn't dream of going on that show until YouTube decides to demonitse fat people killing themselves on camera and she loses her YouTube buck
 

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it doesn’t matter which doctor she sees
Not only it doesn't matter but it's actually making it worse - not because of the doctor, of course, but Hamberg is one of those people that feel like once she's paid someone to do her a service, it's on their hands now, not hers anymore. Then when she eventually fails (to no one's surprise, even hers), she still feels justified in that "at least, she tried".

She's literally a 6-year old mentally, thinking that just because she can find a way to "outsmart" and justify her actions, that it's OK to do so and continue doing whatever she feels like (ie, stuffing her face with food). It's pathetic that she's actually trying to outsmart herself and is going to die a horrible death because of it, immobile, slowly and with nowhere to run to and nobody to blame but herself. Her life is already a nightmare but she likely thinks she's one hell of a smart gorl. I wonder if she'll have a moment of clarity before it ends, it's gonna be a bitch when it happens and she realizes there's no going back from there.

The fact that she surrounded herself with people who give zero fucks towards helping her not kill herself is as much pathetic as it is a continuation of the mind-games she plays to convince herself she's doing her best while doing literally nothing at all.
 

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Wait, wait, wait, so this doctor, or "this guy, to quote Amber, told a morbidly obese 28yo woman that has recently gone to the ER in multiple occasions because of infections caused by her obesity (bellybutton and bladder), who has to sleep sitting up and doesn't even get to the REM sleep stage, who has to eat at least 3800 calories per day to solely maintain her massive weight but somehow keeps gaining and gaining, who can barely speak without finding herself huffing and puffing, who has dark knuckled because of diabetes, and who has circulatory problems in her legs to:
- lost only 8lbs a month;
- exercise 10min a day;
- doesn't need to weight herself;
- Goal weight of 310lbs by July 2020, meaning that in a year she's still going to be obese.

Nope, I call bullshit.

At this point I'm even prone to believe that it's one of Becky's many relatives dressed up as doctor and giving Amber bullshit so that she's going to die off faster so they won't have to endure family barbecues with the obese creature of the lagoon sitting on the good chair and screeching all the time for food.
>exercise 10min a day

Hahahaha no. Not if she plans to lose 8lbs a month. Otherwise she'd have to be doing high-intensity, high-speed shit to make even a dent in all that blubber and this cow gets winded from two minutes of regular walking. And losing half her body weight in a year? Come the fuck on, she'd need lipo or gastric surgery or a juice cleanse to lose even 100.
 

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>exercise 10min a day

Hahahaha no. Not if she plans to lose 8lbs a month. Otherwise she'd have to be doing high-intensity, high-speed shit to make even a dent in all that blubber and this cow gets winded from two minutes of regular walking. And losing half her body weight in a year? Come the fuck on, she'd need lipo or gastric surgery or a juice cleanse to lose even 100.
All she needs to do to lose 8 pounds is to take a one good post-binge shit. That's the easy part.
 

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The wls should have put her on a low carb/low cal diet till she lost enough weight for surgery since is clearly a matter of life or death, she said money wasn't a problem, it is impossible to understand.
If is true, the 8lbs a month for 4 years diet (no different from what O2B advised her) It means he wants to m.ilk the cash cow as long as he can. Fair enough.
Thumb crying after the weigh in also means something we don't know.
In the end she made sure to let everyone know that it won't be more weigh ins or new diets, from now on it will be the stale 8 lbs a month forever. ( we can't never tell 8 lbs more or less).. oh well...
She wants to die without people annoying her about diets and weight, it is The Beast last desire apparently, visits to her mommy and lovely aunt T or Bora Bora are no more ...
 

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>exercise 10min a day

Hahahaha no. Not if she plans to lose 8lbs a month. Otherwise she'd have to be doing high-intensity, high-speed shit to make even a dent in all that blubber and this cow gets winded from two minutes of regular walking. And losing half her body weight in a year? Come the fuck on, she'd need lipo or gastric surgery or a juice cleanse to lose even 100.
Hamber walking in place for 10 minutes a day would see her definitely losing 8 pounds a month. But I think this Doctor basically pegged her as not serious and Hamber just made all this shit up. She likely went in expecting to be penciled in for a surgery because she's a big youtube star.

Then she got told there was conditions and it was frankly, not fucking safe to operate on her, post eating out taco bell later, we got these lies. Every thing in this thread makes me feel she truly walked in there and was bitchslapped with the reality she infact, is currently to far gone for WLS. She has a raging infection on her stomache/or did about this time. The very place they'd be cutting up was infected. Uncontrolled diabetes. <You need to maintain a 200 mg/dl or less in general for surgeries if type 2 diabetic, which Hamber is. Uncontrolled diabetes just invites a horrible fucking infection and wound healing scenario.>

So the surgeon very likely explained to her, professionally.... she didn't qualify with out meeting several conditions, and gave her the name of specialists for it. <A surgeon wouldn't be the one to help some one lose weight before surgery at Hamber's size. They clearly need inpatient help. Give it a few months if she's alive, I bet she claims the WL Surgeon was an asshole etc etc when he really was very polite, but starkly realistic. She needs the surgery, to get it she needs to see these people and hit these goals..and if she doesn't..well ..wanna bet the WLS guy basically told her if she refused proper help, she'd die?

She has a habit of fiercely denying reality when ever it hurts her narrative...and this? This definitely fucking makes no sense and in no reality did this happen. This really sounds like her standard made up numbers routine.
 
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