i went to the emergency room 3/25/19 - Spoiler: it’s a bladder infection

Who’s the hottest lesbian?

  • Big Al

    Votes: 21 8.6%
  • Becky

    Votes: 10 4.1%
  • Hannah

    Votes: 18 7.4%
  • Rafe

    Votes: 35 14.4%
  • Destiny

    Votes: 133 54.7%
  • Dana

    Votes: 26 10.7%

  • Total voters


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  • Vlog opens with Al discussing water intake
  • She’s trying to drink half a gallon a day of water
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    Gorl using water bottles to fill up water jug (apparently they store water bottles in the fridge)
  • Al says that she’s trying to drink less soda
  • Al has given half of the Optavia to Hannah and Rafe
  • Al says that they have a big kitchen and the Optavia didn’t take up that much space
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    Becky makes an appearance looking fat as ever
  • Becky talks about what she’s planning on doing with her art/making more art
  • Mumbles and Becky talk for a bit
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    Becky goes inside and shows a full body view of Al
  • Rafe is there
    Rafe is wearing a shirt she got from Al. She likes it because it shows off her cleavage.
  • Al actually does go to the emergency room
  • Al has to pee in a cup and get her blood drawn
  • The doctor comes back and says that she has a bladder infection
  • Al asks the doctor if there’s anything wrong with her kidneys
  • The doctor confirms there’s nothing there
  • Al has said that one time she knew she had something and doctors didn’t believe her (they did an ultrasound and Al was proven right)
  • Al says that she got the bladder infection from holding in her pee too long
  • Awkwardly closes the vlog
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just a couple hermit crabs, nothin' to see here.
Lesbians should never wear those nose rings ever. go to 7 41 save yourself the time. she is about to pay her ass through bills. That insurance is looking pretty good now isn't it Hamber

save you the time its a "narly bladder infection"
Huh. And here I figured it would be layggg pain. Guess the "healthy just big, y'all" saga continues!

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