I Will Never Stop Thinking About Sam and Bucky Rolling in a FIELD Together on Falcon and the Winter Soldier -

[The handsome tard]

This is why we need Jason Vorrhees now more than ever

Do not pass "GO"

Do not coom your pants.

On a serious note, does the MSM insist on bombarding us with political-tinged psychosexual garbage like this because:

1. They think the average reader is just as sex-starved/depraved/high on virtue signaling?
2. They know the average reader isn't and:
3a. - Hope it pisses them off so they "out" themselves as bigots by complaining and thus can be canceled?
3b. - Hope they are so stupid they'll just assume they must agree less they be a bigot?
3c. - Hope they just quietly go away so that promised "better" readership arises from the ether now that the "bigots" are gone?

Given how most of these writers BARELY leave their homes (they live off of delievery apps, have no friends, distant if not outright hostile to family with obviously different political opinions...and all of this before COVID), they simply pretend that they know what they are talking about and because they are "the press", what they say its obviously something meaningful, right?

Then again, given the mass layoffs that are coming obviously because Trump isnt around anymore, its clear their superiors only hired them because of their "useful" bitching capacity and now that isnt so useful anymore, well, fired! Be glad they arent shooting you against a wall, maybe next time!

I wish I was paid to write articles like these, it seems so easy.

Sometimes I wonder how many of them write these because they actually believe it or because their superiors order them to and they simply gotta pretend along to not lose their jobs. Or how many simply does it because writing actual meaningful articles require effort and when you are jerking the woke you dont gotta have to put any effort.

I dont know, man, Im so fucking jaded at this point that I wouldnt blame people for just going along with this insanity if it means a fat paycheck with low effort. This world is fucked anyway no matter what, so might as well get paid to throw a few extra sticks to the pyre

 

[KEKMUHLORD]

 

[RumblyTumbly]

I hate shippers.

Like, I really fucking hate them. They comprise the worst part of every fanbase.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Why do they always pair straight men?

Because fujoshits always, always do. They go apeshit too when they turn out not to be gay. They always pair up men and their friends too, because they are unable to interpret male friendships and male bonding as anything but sexual. They're disgusting and retarded and cry out when their desired ships don't happen.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

Because fujoshits always, always do. They go apeshit too when they turn out not to be gay. They always pair up men and their friends too, because they are unable to interpret male friendships and male bonding as anything but sexual. They're disgusting and retarded and cry out when their desired ships don't happen.

And when they meet gay men who don't fit nicely into their masturbatory fantasies, they become some of the nastiest, most homophobic shits you'd see outside of the old Westboro Baptist Church protests. It's important to add that part in there as well because it really helps highlight how disgusting these creatures are. How dare you not exist to act out their perversions and fetishes?

 

[X Pac Heat]

Marvel, like all of entertainment, is fucking gay and lame.

 

[I don't like jews]

They should be beaten to death

 

[Gig Bucking Fun]

Now watch how fast she’ll fucking despise this show when it comes out they aren’t gay for eachother