I wish I was gay so I could get laid in grindr non stop, instead of dealing with tinder and hookers. -

[Justtocheck]

Hookers cost lots of money and getting laid of tinder, while possible, is a massive hassle. How do I become gay?

 

[Vingle]

Ingest date-rape drugs in a gay bar. They may not like to admit it, but the majority of gays wouldn't even flinch at raping a straight guy. No coincidence that James Charles and Jeffree Star is known to being predatory against straight guys.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Just open an onlyfans and flash your ass shamelessly. Alternatively catfish pathetic cucks into findom on Twitter

 

[Gaming Gamer]

Just close your eyes and pretend.

 

[Big Ruski]

Get a Xbox

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Trust me, you don't want to. Lots of gays do meth and have diseases. Check out the MaleGeneral.com thread for a taste lol

 

[Clarence]

fuck grinder. no need to get hiv. bruh get get a flesh light mon a mir

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

I thought this was going to be a CatParty A&N article for a second...

 

[FEETLOAF]

Have you tried just not having sex?

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

I know someone who kwons homosex person.
She says from what he is telling its the same thing as with dating women.

 

[Street Meat]

A hole is a hole
Am hole is am hole

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

Invent a time machine, go back to when you were three and molest the shit out of yourself. That oughta do it.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Apparently grindr has been randomly banning people for no reason

 

[Vect]

Ingest date-rape drugs in a gay bar. They may not like to admit it, but the majority of gays wouldn't even flinch at raping a straight guy. No coincidence that James Charles and Jeffree Star is known to being predatory against straight guys.

Yeah, well, fucking look at them. No self-respecting homosexual is going to willfully insert himself into a space elf with a laminated rectum.

Watch hardcore pornography until you stop gagging. And drugs. You ain't qualified unless you are on All of the drugs.

 

[nigger of the north]

As a brief digression from what is an obvious troll thread, I've made the observation before that a large portion of gay men, were they not attracted to dicks, would be romantic failures and virgins due to how hideous and unfuckable they are.

But the gay community being what it is, these days not only have sexual access, but may even be desirable in their respective 'tribes.'

Heterosexual dating truly is the big leagues. Either you're meeting the minimum requirements and at least occasionally getting ass, or you're in a pussy famine for years.

 

[Protistology]

As a brief digression from what is an obvious troll thread, I've made the observation before that a large portion of gay men, were they not attracted to dicks, would be romantic failures and virgins due to how hideous and unfuckable they are.

But the gay community being what it is, these days not only have sexual access, but may even be desirable in their respective 'tribes.'

Heterosexual dating truly is the big leagues. Either you're meeting the minimum requirements and at least occasionally getting ass, or you're in a pussy famine for years.

This. I have an autistic friend who's ugly with a flat face and massive acne scars. He also hasn't had a stable job in years.

He gets a guy off grindr after a couple hours of swiping.

 

[Bloitzhole]

As a brief digression from what is an obvious troll thread, I've made the observation before that a large portion of gay men, were they not attracted to dicks, would be romantic failures and virgins due to how hideous and unfuckable they are.

But the gay community being what it is, these days not only have sexual access, but may even be desirable in their respective 'tribes.'

Heterosexual dating truly is the big leagues. Either you're meeting the minimum requirements and at least occasionally getting ass, or you're in a pussy famine for years.

Perhaps there are regional differences - in my area of Europe, beauty standards for gay men and the pressure to conform to them seem to be pretty high from what I've gathered. Well groomed, proper skin care and a gym bod. The old clichée of the gay dude being the best dressed or most ladykiller-looking bloke at the bar still holds some water here I reckon. Don't really see a notable amount of fatties or neckbeards at the pride parades. But again, I can totally see how that could be different in other areas of the world.

 

[nigger of the north]

Perhaps there are regional differences - in my area of Europe, beauty standards for gay men and the pressure to conform to them seem to be pretty high from what I've gathered. Well groomed, proper skin care and a gym bod. The old clichée of the gay dude being the best dressed or most ladykiller-looking bloke at the bar still holds some water here I reckon. Don't really see a notable amount of fatties or neckbeards at the pride parades. But again, I can totally see how that could be different in other areas of the world.

I'm not gay so I'm not exactly an expert in the matter, but as far as I understand that, aren't there 'tribes'? Fit and jacked being one of them.

It's like being a fat, hairy slob enables you to go by the term 'bear,' but if you were a straight man... you'd just be a fat, hairy slob, with close to zero, if not actually zero romantic options.

 

[Bloitzhole]

I'm not gay so I'm not exactly an expert in the matter, but as far as I understand that, aren't there 'tribes'? Fit and jacked being one of them.

It's like being a fat, hairy slob enables you to go by the term 'bear,' but if you were a straight man... you'd just be a fat, hairy slob, with close to zero, if not actually zero romantic options.

I'm not much of a dick connoisseur either, but I have friends from all walks of life and one of the best bars in my usual area is a local LGBT meeting point. I'd say bear is just the gay equivalent to what women will sometimes call "dad bod". The term is supposed to denote tall, broad shouldered, hairy chested, but built through everyday work rather than gym going - Ron Swansony lumberjack type. Especially when it comes to things one can change with little effort in probably less than an hour (hairy+slob - anything that involves grooming), gay guys will absolutely shame their peers to death here lol, so I don't think you could get away with that sort of thing. Again though, could totally be different elsewhere and maybe there's some cesspool where all the uggos go that I just don't know about.
Mind you, most of the trans/non-binary/other alphabet people I've seen locally also seem less slobby and usually more twink-y than they do on the (understandably more America-centric) KF threads.

On-thread: I reckon some dudes still have the "a hole's a hole" mentality, regardless of orientation. Plenty of desperate peeps will have sex with any woman who'd be willing. Can't really blame the desperate group of peeps that actually CAN fuck each other, 'cause they can get it up for men, for doing so.

 

[BeeGunner]

Ingest date-rape drugs in a gay bar. They may not like to admit it, but the majority of gays wouldn't even flinch at raping a straight guy. No coincidence that James Charles and Jeffree Star is known to being predatory against straight guys.

Sounds like you have experience in that regard.