I Wish Null was My Big Brother -

[Frozen Fishsticks]

My big brother sucks. He always teases me when his stupid friends are around and never wants to do anything with me.

I bet Null would be a good big brother. Like, he would be the patient and supporting kind. I would say, "Golly, I want to make the softball team this year but I don't have anyone to practice with." And then he would overhear this but pretend not to hear that I said and would spontaneously say something like, "Hey, Frozen Fishsticks; I need to take a break admining for a while. Let's go outside so I can get some fresh air and stretch they ol' legs! We'll play catch for a bit and once we're done we'll raid the freeze and eat a bowl of ice cream."

And then I would happy because I would feel valued and not have to worry about being called a turd smasher and having someone slap me on the back of the head while playing Animal Crossing.

 

[GHTD]

lol kys

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

when you describe it that way, it does sound kind of appealing

 

[JambledUpWords]

Big brother is always watching you

 

[Agent Wet]

Honestly when I read the title I thought OP was implying this

 

[Wendy Carter]

Gay.

 

[garakfan69]

Plus, when he fucks you, it's technically not incest.

 

[Stoneheart]

Well not big brother, but little brother. his actions make me want to defend him. he is a good guy.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

lol no

 

[Plastic Love]

Leaked family photo of Fishsticks and Null. No homo btw.

 

[CWCissey]

Reasons why Null would be your big brother:

 

[nekrataal]

inb4 this thread sinks into spergatory.

 

[Thumb Butler]

I don't even have a big brother.

 

[Dimetrodon]

I suppose the only downsides to having Null as a big brother is the assy smell that follows fat people around and all the random truckers that'll be in and out of his bedroom throughout the week.

 

[MelloYello]

But then you'd probably have crippling autism as well, as it's hereditary.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

But then you'd probably have crippling autism as well, as it's hereditary.

this thread wouldn't exist if OP didn't already have crippling autism

 

[Nephi]

I wish Null was my little sister