I wonder if any of you cook fish the way I do - (It’s salmon)

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

I’m tempted to see if any of you do this the same way.

Ok to start we get our fish


She ain’t pretty, but it’ll do.

Now I throw this bitch on the stove


I got her on high too



Ok so I eat it off the stove like a poor person because, well I am poor.

I use my trusty Kuh nife.



Flip this bitch over



I like to break it into pieces, it cooks quicker.



The skin is the best part



These pieces tend to finish first





Flip over the skin



Don’t mind the mexican



Ooh gotta flip that skin back over



Goddamn I wish I had terryaki sauce right now. That shits the best with salmon.



Don’t mind him, he’s friendly



That’s looking crisp, time to take the skin out



Hot! Hot! Hot!



We’re almost done here



Ya I get it all.

I would say that was a great breakfast. It’s not the best by many standards, but I’m proud that I’m able to take care of myself.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

GOOD FOR YOOOOU.

 

[YW 525]

Yes that is exactly how I do it.

May I show this thread to family members that don't believe in our method?

 

[Recoil]

Nice effort. I salute you.

 

[Death Grip]

Nope nothing in common with the way that I cook salmon at all. Anyway how can you afford salmon? It's too expensive even in cheap shops like Lidl.

 

[LyapunovCriterion]

How much does the cook cost?

 

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

Yes that is exactly how I do it.

May I show this thread to family members that don't believe in our method?

Yes you may

Nope nothing in common with the way that I cook salmon at all. Anyway how can you afford salmon? It's too expensive even in cheap shops like Lidl.

I spend all my money on weed and food

How much does the cook cost?

The fish cost like 8 bucks, but I only made half so 4

 

[Eryngium]

haha manlet

His hood name is "M&M" aka the "Mexican Manlet"

 

[Stranger Neighbors]

I use a spatula like the bourgeoisie asshole that I am, but yeah generally the same.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Whycome swordfish not an option?

 

[Nekoyama]

Even though you murdered the fuck out of that fish, you could save it by putting it over rice ( short grain none of that faggot Brown rice shit) or pan fry some butter toast and make a salmon salad sandwich ( basically a tuna sandwich) a little cheddar cheese would add some great flavor to the sandwich. You could also add it to a salad

 

[Inflatable Julay]

I was expecting a Keyboard Goop ending, you disappointed me

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I try to eat as little as possible

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Do you live in a crack shack? Also, please tell your manlet friend to shave his shoulders.

You desiccated that poor fish, it makes me sad that it was caught and wasted on you.

 

[Figger Naggot]

At least you didn't try cooking it directly on the burner.

 

[The best and greatest]

Throw in some butter, garlic, ginger, and brown sugar next time. Maybe some fresh rosemary but maybe just as a whole sprig the way you're cooking it. Just how i'd prolly do it.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

I'm triggered and literally shaking.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I'm more squicked out by just plopping shit down on the counter. Like not even a plate, goddamn.

The only reason to flake fish like that is to mix it in some scampi, eat it over rice, or make onigiri filling.

Also use some butter & actual seasonings you fucking barbarian. Add some lemon juice. & clean your stovetop before taking pictures, at least.

 

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

Whycome swordfish not an option?

I don’t think stater brothers sells it

 

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

Even though you murdered the fuck out of that fish, you could save it by putting it over rice ( short grain none of that faggot Brown rice shit) or pan fry some butter toast and make a salmon salad sandwich ( basically a tuna sandwich) a little cheddar cheese would add some great flavor to the sandwich. You could also add it to a salad

Those are good ideas. Maybe I try I’ll post it here.