Similarities:
*Draws shitty web comics
*Has been accused of stalking a woman
It wasn't stalking; it was using my journalism training to gather information about someone I was with. I think I am well within my rights to know the truth about my ex, esp. since my life would have been
so much better if I hadn't messed things up so badly with her.
*Has been
falsely accused of plagiarism
*Has been
wrongly kicked out of college
Unsubstantiated claim. Pure blah-blah.
*Lives with his mother even though he's in his 30s
She lives with
me.
*Believes there is a conspiracy keeping him from getting [cwc]china[/cwc]
What else would you call a group of people who seem to dedicate their every waking moment to keeping me out of the one tiny corner of the world where I understand the rules? College dating is markedly different from relationships on the outside, and a university campus is the only place I can find the kind of women I'm looking for. Same with access to the slightly out-of-date technology I need for my work--where else am I going to find a computer with both a CD burner and a 3
1/2-floppy disk drive? I really need one since Hotmail no longer honors my Win 98 OS and I can't e-mail my .jpegs and text files anymore. But, no, as long as the so called "progressives" are in power at my old alma mater, I''m not allowed near their precious computer lab. They are dangerous, selfish, ignorant mental and morally-defective children in positions of power, and it's high time they cleaned house over there..
Well, congratulations, you managed to get
one right. I guess it is true what they say about blind pigs.
Vast. My artwork and writing is superior, I know how to cook for myself, I shower regularly and exercise, and I wear clothes appropriate to my age and gender.
*Is misogynist instead of misandrist
No, I just don't like how modern angry "grrrl" feminism has corrupted the women of my generation. There are too many stupid rules for being with them. You're obliged to follow them to the letter, but try teaching other men about them and you get attacked, insulted, and mocked. This seems counterproductive. But, hey, that's how progress works, right?
You don't like my comic? All right, show me yours--oh, wait, you don't have one. You don't like how I've set up my website? Well, let's take a look at your--oh, wait,
you don't have one. So shut up.
You try having a proper business model when you aren't allowed to control your own money because an identity thief drained your bank account and ruined your credit.
And of course, the obligatory remarks about my physical appearance. I thought progressives didn't
judge people based on personal appearance because they're so
enlighted and
above all that. I think the pinheads who are so hung up on how I look should be sentenced to live the way I do. You'll be locked in a house with a screaming, gibbering psychopath who screams at, beats, and abuses you constantly, eats all your food, steals all your money, throws destructive tantrums when he can't have his way, allows you the car only once a week on Sundays for one hour, and causes you no end of misery and stress. After a year of this sentence we'll see how old, worn-out, and sickly
you look. And I've lived that way for
the last ten years of my life. Of course, this could have all been avoided if I'd been allowed to reconcile with my ex, or return to school to relax and recuperate, get a decent meal and maybe some time in the weight room to get back in fighting shape. But
noooooooooooooooooo. There are
rules.
Wait... if conservatives are anal-expulsive out of spite, how do you explain the leftist hippie d-bag Occupy Movement running around,willfully defecating on people's cars and lawns?
