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Idea for Supporter Status give away

Discussion in 'Forum Discussion' started by Rumpled Foreskin, Jan 14, 2018.

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  1. since @Broken Pussy was kind enough to do a support status giveaway, of which I was fortunate enough to get, I figured I’d pay it back and do the same. Issue is, I don’t want to do the same exact thing she did. So what do you think? How should I do it? I’m gonna have two supporter status given away when I do this.
     
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    Rumpled Foreskin

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  2. Make people fight irl and film it.
     
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    Fagnasty

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  3. Art contest?
     
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    Ol' Slag

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  4. This one.
     
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    Broken Pussy

    Broken Pussy Kitten Enthusiast
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  5. I wish I could implement a kiwi irl fighting tournament *sigh*
     
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    Rumpled Foreskin

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  6. I’ll be your best friend if you give it to me ;)
     
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    Randy Lahey

    Randy Lahey Trailer Park Supervisor
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  7. Randy is the shitposter supporters deserves, and needs.
     
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    Deadpool

    Deadpool Embrace the hate.
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  8. Russian Roulette where the bullet is your dox
     
    Vrakks

    Vrakks YOU TWO CAREFUL; HE IS A BIG
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  9. Choose a kiwi farmer at random (not @keksz though) and whoever gets that user to REEEE the most salt in a week's time wins supporter status. A judge panel expert in REEEEing is mandatory.
     
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    keksz

    keksz Verified nobody

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  10. I wonder if there are any cows lurking that want supporter status, in some roundabout hopes of getting their threads locked or purged because they mistake it for special mod powers. Check all thirsty accounts that have low activity or are new.
     
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  11. Whoever cuts off one of their own limbs live on a camwhore site wins
     
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    skiddlez

    skiddlez just a nigga with a rocket launcher
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  12. Alright faggots, time for another give away. I have an older member already picked out, so if any of you niggers want True&Honest that are newer here (past year or so) post here and explain why.
     
    Rumpled Foreskin

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  13. Please I'm so lonely
     
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    Vrakks

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  14. Because I'm a powerful, high level Rabbi and I cannot, willingly or otherwise, separate myself from my shekels. It's my passive ability. I will grant you one(1) potent Jewmancy if you grant me my wish.

    Shalom and thank you very much
     
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    Mysterious Capitalist

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  15. because I'm a terrible person and I deserve to have my soul chained to this hell forever.
     
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    adorable bitch

    adorable bitch laughing at you

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  16. I am severely neglected at home.
     
    Jerry_ smith56

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  17. Give it to @Spelling Bee , he deserves it after so many quality smilies and funny videos :oops:
     
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    Desire Lines

    Desire Lines Выдра без забот и хлопот!
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  18. i think the verified bee tag he has is the equivalent
     
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    Rumpled Foreskin

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  19. Give it to someone who doesn't give a shit about it.
     
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    Piss Clam

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  20. Give it to somebody in the Greer thread who has never said, “suck him his penis,” or somebody in the Amberlynn thread who has never said “Necky” or somebody in the Phil section who hasn’t said “stinkditch.” You know, somebody who is true, honest and original.
     
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    Barbarella

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