Ideology Generator - Making Special Snowflake Ideologies and describing them

[ICametoLurk]

This site makes completely random ideologies from all sorts of various things (Like Radical Randian Eco-Maoism) but doesn't describe them. This is to be a fun thread where you try to make the best out of them.

https://political-generator.herokuapp.com/

1. Generate your own Custom unique Ideologies(TM).
2. Post the ideology and describe how society would function under it

I'll start.

>Radical Afro-Globalist

You cut the pretense and just straight up enslave all of sub-saharan Africa under a small group of megacorporations while giving them free access to tranny pills and gender neutral bathrooms while turning the frogs gay and completely crash the fuck out of the world economy (and the world itself) with fucking ultraprofits and ebony trannies.

>Communal Putinism

100 years after the nuclear apocalypse some Russians find images of Putin and the Communists, think that Putin was a neo-Soviet NazBol. They then create a commune based around a Putin personality cult and Soviet aesthetics.

 

[OhGoy]

"Jewish Techno-Ludite"

the long-nosed puppet-masters of the amish world

 

[Regu]

>Orthodox Feminist
[MATER MARIA WORSHIP INTENSIFIES]
Women would be expected to become priest and mother figures while men do the hard work for them. Child raising would be a highly respected task and Swearing one off from having a child would either be viewed as saving oneself for god or an insult to god.

>Christian Anti-Stalinist
FUCKING COMMIES GET OUT OF MY CHURCH REEEEEEEEEE
A dedicated Holy Order sworn to fight communist and to praise god. Teutonic Knights but with machine guns.

>Queer Mutualist
Make sure to subscribe to my Patreon!
Furries if they ran a country, either dies a very quick death as nobody is willing to work or a slow one as population declines due to a mix of not-breeding, child endangerment, pedophillia, and all around degeneracy.

 

[Rand /pol/]

Christian Nationalist

All Infidels are gassed

Catholic Fascist

Basically just Franco

Queer Maoist

 

[ES 148]

[ISLAMIC NEO-FEMINIST]
How the fuck would this ever be a thing

 

[Regu]

[ISLAMIC NEO-FEMINIST]
How the fuck would this ever be a thing

Ask Tumblr, i'm sure they would know being experts on nonsensical things to do with both Islam and women.

 

[The Fool]

[Jewish Orthodox Traditionalist]

I'm already a circumcision fantatic though

[ISLAMIC NEO-FEMINIST]
How the fuck would this ever be a thing

You don't browse here much, do you?

 

[ICametoLurk]

>Jewish Posadist

Have society go Sodom & Gomorrah on purpose, to make G-d angry while trying to rebuild the Temple to bring the end times closer and destroy Capitalism. Basically le happy merchant.

Afro-Zionist

We must secure the ancient Jewish homeland of Ethiopia.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Catholic Paleo-Unionist
A tiny Irish ideology, which supports the restoration of the Stuarts and Ireland's subsequent re-integration into the United Kingdom.

Jewish Anarcho-Monarchist
An Israeli ideology that supports the violent overthrow of the current government, to be replaced by a theocracy. However, unlike the previous iterations of the Kingdom of Judea, the political power of the theocracy will be split into fungible shares, which can be bought and sold within the country.

Esoteric Ethno-Futurist
Though the power of CRISPR, Nick Land and Richard Spencer had a baby. This is that kid's ideology.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

KILL COMMIES

 

[Saigonara]

Jewish Post Globalist
Jews abandon globalism, revolt against George Soros, and strongly advocate for nationalism and protectionism of Jewish homeland

Radical Anti-Feminist
Death to all feminists!

 

[Positron]

[ISLAMIC NEO-FEMINIST]
How the fuck would this ever be a thing

 

[hambeerlyingnreed]

Christian Pan-Unionist
All faiths are okay, so long as those faiths are Christian. Everyone from the Westboro Baptists and Mormons and Duggars and Metropolitan Community Church and Anglicans will "fellowship" together. All other faiths will naturally burn in h-e-doublehockeysticks.

Jewish Kemalist
The Jews and Muslims will team up against the Christian Pan-Unionists

 

[Clop]

Anything more modern than fire is now banned. Into the cave-gulags with you.

 

[Yog-Sothoth]

> Jewish Anti-Globalist

> Bolshevik Maoist

> Christian Avant Garde Communist

 

[Fougaro]

Esoteric Techno-Capitalist
"One dollar! For me saving the Western civilization. One fucking dollar!"

Conservative Paleo-Trotskyist
(sips water) "Let's dispel this fiction once and for all that Leon Trotsky doesn't know what he's doing." (sips water again)

Progressive National Nationalist
"Homosexuality is the last bastion of White identity."

Jewish Techno-Zionist
"We're proudly announcing our partnership with Snopes to combat fake news and online anti-Semitism."

Post-Colonial Anti-Transhumanist
"Deese tin cans don't know de wey. Spit on dem brudas!"

Progressive Anti-Feminist
"Actually it's about ethics in games journalism..."

National Globalist
"Austriae est imperare orbi universo."

 

[Toucan]

Catholic Anarcho-Humanist
Only the pope can tell me what to do.

Esoteric National Socialist
If Hitler had gotten into art college.

Radical Paleo-Primitivist
The revolution will be fought with clubs and bits of sharpened flint.

Islamic Orthodox Zionist
Ive had enough now.

 

[Some Manajerk]

Radical Revolutionary Thacherite

Cut ties with europe, start up the coal mines again, and invade Argentine for looking at the Falklands funny. oh, and down with the queen and stuff.

 

[Flying_with_the_Penguins]

Progressive Pan-Monarchist

We must install Bernie Sanders as Emperor of the world!

 

[GreenJacket]

Islamic Revolutionary Zionist
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