Snowflake "Idubbbz's Girlfriend"/ Anisa Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz/Ian Carter/Ian Washburn/Content Cop - Anisa posting nudes on OnlyFans and romancing Chris Ray Gun while iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/etc. watches.

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Unpopular opinion, but Anisa isn't that unattractive inherently. Before her tacky surgeries, I'd say she's above average, if not far above average compared to the average fat American woman. The tattoos are badly placed and not the greatest quality, but hey, some people are into that. She's retained her femininity, with long hair and how she dresses, which is more than most Western women can say about themselves in her age group. Her and Ian are, again, theoretically, equally matched on the 1-10 scale.

The surgery was the first red flag. It's not the worst job, but it's a bad omen when someone who's already decently attractive and in a relationship with someone with clout. That would boost any normal person's someone's self-confidence. But this is a much deeper issue if she's at the point where cucking her boyfriend is where she finds her confidence (it's not about money, and that doesn't even need to be stated.)

The poses are awful and don't help. Anyone paying for these unironically without using them for mockery is beyond a simp. But even if she did everything "right" to make her OnlyFans popular without the help of a notorious e-celeb, she still doesn't have enough of the goods to lock in stable customers. Belle Delphine can get away with little to no skin and be huge because of her unique style (or at least, cribbing loli/pastel aesthetics well). Anisa doesn't have this. Plenty of more attractive thots will go further sexually for less.

Anisa ultimately will have to go full Momokun and start showing and doing more.

This means one of three things.

1) She gets more explicit with her poses with herself, masturbating on camera, using a vibrator, other kinky shit, etc.

2) She cucks Ian into oblivion and does sexual shit with other people (women first, "It doesn't count if it's a girl," then ultimately men)

or, my favorite option

3) Ian, in a spiral into madness and ultimate lolcow-ery, will join her in her sexcapades on camera. He won't be called a cuck anymore that way and could declare some faux gay "reclaiming of relationship" or some other bullshit to cover for his downward spiral.

For the sake of all that is hilarious, I'm praying for the 3rd option. May 2020 be the year iDubbz becomes a porn star because mediocre pussy too bomb.
 

BadTakeCrucifier

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I think Anisa's lack of attractiveness comes from the fact she acts like a product of her environment. And she behaves in a vulgar way. She's maybe above average, for some. But at the end of the day, beauty is only skin deep, and she has a confused personality. She acts fucking weird and it feels like she doesn't know who she is.

Being female doesn't mean automatically understanding how to exhibit feminine behavior. A lack of femininity stems from being loud, annoying, and sticking your tits and ass out for sake of attention. It's good to know as a woman how to be seductive when it counts, and it just comes down to being gentle and sexy in an intimate setting. You can seduce a man with eyes and a couple words alone. Dressing scantily clad is one thing, but it's acting garish that really screams "slutty." I wouldn't recommend slooting out like, uh, certain people do. Just going LOOK HERE IS MY BODY is not sexy because it's frankly awkward and comes off as female autism.

As for relationships: I think straight up copying one's partner is a sign of low self-esteem. Anisa did this historically, she doesn't seem like she has real hobbies, she just does what's popular and would make her money. Art is actually a hobby she has, but she doesn't focus on it that much, which I think is kinda sad, she actually has talent and she's not using that front-and-center.

In general, it's good to take a healthy interest in things your partner likes, to be happy for what makes them happy, but also vice versa. If this is a one-way street, then something is wrong. Have your boundaries, have your own private life, and have interests you share with your partner that they can take an interest in and be happy for you to have. I'm not sure how many interests these two actually share, but I can tell you that when couples don't have their own hobbies and separate lives, it leads to a lot of arguments and weird outcomes.
 

Jamila

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I think this is the worst pose yet
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I'm genuinely at a loss for words this time. All I can say is that Anisa is really catching up to Onision in terms of stupid, unsexy, and completely unflattering OF content.

Anisa is the type of girl who's probably been told she's gorgeous and been simped on all her life, she knows she can use her body to get attention and money, but totally lacks the ability to do it well because she probably has never had to. It's been a while since I read the whole thread so I can't recall if it's been touched upon, but I'm interested to know what her sex life and boyfriends were like before being a titty streamer, because like I've pretty much said before she comes off as someone extremely inexperienced with sex. Or at least someone who has never had meaningful or fulfilling or even moderately enjoyable sex. It's a transaction to her. But unlike a professional porn star who could make sex appeal look like a billion-dollar Wall Street business deal, Anisa is getting her last 20 bucks from a gas station ATM.
 

Ita Mori

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Before her tacky surgeries, I'd say she's above average, if not far above average compared to the average fat American woman.
It's fucking sad you Yanks have to change your standards of attraction because an overwhelming majority of your youth and 30yos are either obese or appalled by physical activity.
Anisa is nowhere above a 5.
Not having excess fat shouldn't suddenly make you attractive.
She's ok, yeah. That's it.

In addition, she's not sexy. At best she's vulgar and at worst she's uncomfortable to look at.
She can't do those fetish faces like ahegao, and she can't pose in ways that exude feminine confidence. A lot of people would deduct attraction points for that.

Then you factor in her attitude and uppity shriveled ass, and good God, who desires this Mussie? :stress:

May 2020 be the year iDubbz becomes a porn star because mediocre pussy too bomb.
He's too insecure to pork on stream.
He might be autistic enough to show his wang and pretend to be comfortable with it's size (all the more power to him tbh), but there's no way he's going to want to show the world how he humps his girlfriend and why it makes Anisa lust after other guys instead.
 

onlysimps

Paying for shitty nudes; could only be a simp.
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I think Anisa is what I would call a “plain Jane”. Shes not unattractive but there isnt anything about her that really “pops out” like for instance, her eyes or her smile or whatever.

But, when you are a female, unless you are truly beat and ugly as fuck, someone will simp you. The standards to be gorgeous as a female are really high but the entry level to not be considered ugly is very low.
 

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It's fucking sad you Yanks have to change your standards of attraction because an overwhelming majority of your youth and 30yos are either obese or appalled by physical activity.
Anisa is nowhere above a 5.
Not having excess fat shouldn't suddenly make you attractive.
To be fair it makes us non fatties look like giga chads so I'm fine with it.
 

FlyingWeirdo

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Now she needs to publicly display how much she misses Ian. But I don't get it, why is she telling this to strangers? Sure borders are closed, but the phone lines are not and internet still works. Last I checked, Ian isn't out at war either. So how hard is it to actually spend time together online? Play games together or binge watch shit together? Why does she need anime's as a distraction? Wouldn't the perfect attempt to ignore how sad you are, actually be talking to the person you miss and sad about missing? Just me?
 

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Now she needs to publicly display how much she misses Ian. But I don't get it, why is she telling this to strangers? Sure borders are closed, but the phone lines are not and internet still works. Last I checked, Ian isn't out at war either. So how hard is it to actually spend time together online? Play games together or binge watch shit together? Why does she need anime's as a distraction? Wouldn't the perfect attempt to ignore how sad you are, actually be talking to the person you miss and sad about missing? Just me?
She probably isn't talking about Ian
 

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I think most of the criticism towards Anisa is justified when you start to realize that Ian is a flip flopper on how a lolcow who made a Content Cop series is turning into one by dating a much bigger (though, not too MovieBob-ish) lolcow. It just screams desperation when you’re trying to look like a beauty, yet your boyfriend would call you a whore in his older days when he did have a spine.
 
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BadTakeCrucifier

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I would recommend she watch Boku no Pico. Also good point, what are they doing that they're too busy to talk to one another? Phone calls and gaming are staple LDR couple activities. They can also easily use discord or something if long distance calling is an issue somehow.


https://www.tiktok.com/@anisajomha Oh my god, she has a TikTok.... Anisa looks greasy as fuck. Want a beauty tip? Woman please take a shower...
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Every video is hilariously cringe. She's talking about feeling fat and relooping people who said her onlyfans is cool. This is some sad stuff. there's only 11 videos, I recommend the quick watch.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LOL
Anisa, stop copying Ethan...
Anisa is literally Smurfette and no one understands her
cringy low effort white girl rap

EDIT: All archived before she realizes how shitty these are and deletes fucking everything (again)

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FlyingWeirdo

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Putting this here in case she decides to delete this. So what is she claiming here? That there weren't threads about her before Ian? I am pretty damn sure there were.
Kind of seems like she might be blaming Ian for the hate she's getting... well his own fanbase at least.
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Again, claiming she never talks about this. I think I know everything there is about her dad's Alzheimers because she does nothing but actually talk about it.
Shame she can't link to the forum where people openly mocked and laughed at Maureen for needing to down-size. It's almost as if she might be making it more dramatic than it is.
 

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I think Anisa is what I would call a “plain Jane”. Shes not unattractive but there isnt anything about her that really “pops out” like for instance, her eyes or her smile or whatever.

But, when you are a female, unless you are truly beat and ugly as fuck, someone will simp you. The standards to be gorgeous as a female are really high but the entry level to not be considered ugly is very low.
She's an excellent example of'average. No features stand out, which in aggregate is a good think. If you had to describe her, you could hardly remember her head shape, her nose, or memorable characteristics. Depending on how far you personally set your scale, she's somewhere 5 (neutral human) to 7 (desperate horny guy who particularly likes some essential aspect that she has that others do not, like nipple color or something that most don't notice.) Personality wise she's basically a fem neckbeard, wasting life online for shitshekels in a vain hope that it will take off like a rocket, while younger, fitter, more servile, more enthusiastic, and more desperate girls replace her by the second.

I hate how quick people are to toss out 9's and 10's. In all of human history, there are few people that make the cut of "peak possible hotness for humanity". Helen of troy was a 9-10. The virgin mary was likely a strong, strong 10. Chicks on onlyfans showing off their frumply buttocks? I'd say six?
 

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Now she needs to publicly display how much she misses Ian. But I don't get it, why is she telling this to strangers? Sure borders are closed, but the phone lines are not and internet still works. Last I checked, Ian isn't out at war either. So how hard is it to actually spend time together online? Play games together or binge watch shit together? Why does she need anime's as a distraction? Wouldn't the perfect attempt to ignore how sad you are, actually be talking to the person you miss and sad about missing? Just me?
>imagine not living with your girlfriend
 

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According to Anisa, editing photos of girls is just as bad as rape
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Imagine being a rich American and being able to afford importing a hot GF from anywhere in the world and you pick Canada
Anisa said on stream she would never move to America permanently, especially after COVID/BLM protests. Idubbbz is reluctant to move to Canada as well. So it's either they break up, or Ian gives up his 1.4 acre home and American citizenship to live with Anisa in her parent's basement in Canada.
The latter being more possible considering how cucked idubbbz already is.

It's in one of her streams this month but I really don't want to comb through her 3 hour spergings right now.
 

FlyingWeirdo

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According to Anisa, editing photos of girls is just as bad as rape
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Anisa said on stream she would never move to America permanently, especially after COVID/BLM protests. Idubbbz is reluctant to move to Canada as well. So it's either they break up, or Ian gives up his 1.4 acre home and American citizenship to live with Anisa in her parent's basement in Canada.
The latter being more possible considering how cucked idubbbz already is.

It's in one of her streams this month but I really don't want to comb through her 3 hour spergings right now.
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If that is her logic, does that mean that she's borderline raping Pokimane here? As she's pretty much showing parts of her underboob and asking why she kind of looks like her here? I don't know much about Pokimane, but what I do know is that her "image" is to be as far from a titty streamer as possible.
 

BadTakeCrucifier

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According to Anisa, editing photos of girls is just as bad as rape
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...She seriously just pulled a "Being harassed online is LITERALLY RAPE." We are reaching attention whore shit levels that should not be possible. :cryblood:

First: No, no no no Anisa just no. It is not the same as being kidnapped, assaulted, physically violated and unable to escape torture for potentially hours or more. Just no. Being raped is not the same as people being mean to you on Twitter. You can turn off Twitter, and your phone. A rape victim cannot "turn off" an assault. Anisa actually chose to open an onlyfans. This comparison is extreme.

Second: This logic? If she considers someone bullying her by photoshopping the nipples on her tits, in a nearly nude photo she willingly posted online, to be "rape'... then that must mean people seeing her body on Onlyfans is equal to having sex with her? Thus she is a whore and idubbbz is a cuck. Since looking at a photo is rape. Good job, Anisa. You are now a slut by your already bad logic.

Anisa said on stream she would never move to America permanently, especially after COVID/BLM protests. Idubbbz is reluctant to move to Canada as well. So it's either they break up, or Ian gives up his 1.4 acre home and American citizenship to live with Anisa in her parent's basement in Canada.
The latter being more possible considering how cucked idubbbz already is.
I'm willing to bet that when they talk about moving, Anisa is a typical Canadian and shits on America and how "mean" people in the USA are, and brags that everyone is Canada is just "better." (Opinions based on nothing besides Canadian talk shows.)

If Ian moves to Canada he's kinda dumb. Dual citizen ship may be useful, but living there? I personally wouldn't want to move to a place that's a snowy wasteland for half of the year...
 
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Anisa said on stream she would never move to America permanently, especially after COVID/BLM protests. Idubbbz is reluctant to move to Canada as well. So it's either they break up, or Ian gives up his 1.4 acre home and American citizenship to live with Anisa in her parent's basement in Canada.
The latter being more possible considering how cucked idubbbz already is.

It's in one of her streams this month but I really don't want to comb through her 3 hour spergings right now.
Depending where in canada, it's not so bad. You can buy 10 acres of land just outside the city for under 100k. Also, if he kept getting paid in USD, that would make him bank here. Anisa is definitely doing this just for fame. If she was in a serious relationship, she would consider moving to commiefornia to be with dubz.
If Ian moves to Canada he's kinda dumb. Dual citizen ship may be useful, but living there? I personally wouldn't want to move to a place that's a snowy wasteland for half of the year...
Depends where you move. I personally love the cold and the winter, but there are places like BC where it might snow in the morning, then be spring again in the afternoon. Cost of living is pretty low depending on where you go though. I have family that retired in their 50s because they just live simple and away from the big cities.
 
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