I know first response would be GET OFF THE INTERNET!
But, lets say the Lolcow wanted to remain on the net. What would they have to do to sort of "redeem" themselves.
I was just going to post something like this. All the ones I've heard about seem to have massive ego problems.Most of all, cut down on the narcissism.
Reminds me of the Iconoclast thread. It almost went down exactly that way.Every LOLcow makes the same mistake: they discover criticism about themselves and decide they need to WIN against every troll on the planet. In the process, they get crazier and crazier, and transition from minor kook into full LOLcow.
Or one could learn to laugh at themselves along with others, while not stirring up further drama. I guess it'd depend on the situation though. That would take humility, however.2. Get off the internet unless it's absolutely necessary- as in checking your bank balance or bills.
Stay off the internet. This is paramount. The internet- while basically being a good thing- is an absolutely fecund breeding ground for drama of all kinds, can connect you with umpteen-hundred trolls, and is also a distraction of the highest caliber. None of these are good for you at this point in your life if you're a Lolcow not wanting not to be Lolcow anymore. You need to focus on the physical universe in your arm's reach, and on improving your life.Pretty much what anyone has said: tone down your ego, don't feed the trolls, understand what made you the lol-cow so you can fix it, and even what the Knife's Husbando said, stay off the internet unless it's for something important such as checking the money you have in the bank.