If Amberlynn Reid stepped on you, would it kill you? - Tall Vampire Ladies, Big Bunnies, and Kaiju are all fictional and can't hurt you. But ALR is real. ALR is the true threat.

[Wowcoolusername]

And if so, would it be instantaneous, or would it be a painful drawn out death? What if ALR stepped on your toe? What parts of your body if she stepped on would be fatal? Non fatal?

Discuss.

 

[Massa's Little Buckie]

Yes.

 

[Autumnal Equinox]

I think I’d die from the smell before any crushing took place

 

[EggNazi]

If she stepped on my toe, the sheer mass would topple over on me and crush me to death horribly, she's over four times my size.

 

[Xenomorph]

You put a lot of faith she can lift her leg that high off the ground

 

[AcerPorn]

I hope so

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I’m fairly certain she qualifies as a Kaiju.

*edit* it would be incredibly painful and it would be brief but the pain would be so intense that it would feel like an eternity.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Crushed ribs puncturing your lungs would be a painful way to slowly die and even then you're looking at a 2 month recovery time.

 

[Mr. Bung]

Yes, but at least you'll get a rare glimpse at "dem leyggs" her followers seem so adamant about seeing for some reason.

 

[lurk_moar]

She's like 500 lbs and I am below 150 lbs. She weighs like three of me. She'd kill me.

 

[MrJokerRager]

First she has to find someone willing to eat her out

 

[knobslobbin]

Imagine this is your scrote that our favorite bean bag just stomped

 

[stares at error messages]

I'd rather be shot, because maybe the bullet won't kill me.

 

[needs tree fitty]

Only if the fupastench doesn't knock me dead first.