If countries could be lolcows, which would be the most lolcowish? -

Which is the most lolcowish country?

  • Australia

    Votes: 1 0.7%
  • Canada

    Votes: 3 2.2%
  • China

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • France

    Votes: 1 0.7%
  • Germany

    Votes: 4 2.9%
  • India

    Votes: 20 14.7%
  • Japan

    Votes: 3 2.2%
  • Korea, North

    Votes: 26 19.1%
  • Sweden

    Votes: 17 12.5%
  • United Kingdom

    Votes: 32 23.5%
  • United States

    Votes: 19 14.0%
  • Venezuela

    Votes: 3 2.2%
  • Other (specify)

    Votes: 6 4.4%
  • Turkey

    Votes: 1 0.7%

  • Total voters


Welcome to Silent Hill faggots.
India's the only country whose news consist of goat fucking Mafia's.


See you next fall...
Either South Africa or Zimbabwe.

Leaning towards South Africa. You don't just go from Dutch to ditch like that without a few screws loose.
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India is that scat weirdo lolcow.
Venezuela is that neet loser who always gets into trouble.
UK hates itself and won't shut up about it.
:deagleleft: America is :jacefedora:of geopolitics. :deagle:
North Korea is midget troon that threatens to deal with United Kiwinations once and for all every month.
Uruguay is that one guy whose parents named him Gaylord Pooblesnatch but otherwise has a decent family and respectable job.
Israel's maths are weird and they devise fucking formulas why God loves and values them the most.
Netherlands and Germany are probably furries.
Sweden is gender studies professor.
Russia is that weird sad drunk hoarder who sometimes spawns genuine sympathy but people mostly care about this one due to wackiest shit it can pull off out of nowhere.
Australia is the weird hermit who lives in massive decrepit mansion that's more of a safety hazard than shelter.
South Korea is that insufferable streamer who uses voice filters and facerig to catfish being a gamer girl.
Africa is a bunch of useless neets, think wizardchan.
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Syaoran Li

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I voted for North Korea, but Germany and Sweden are tied for second place with the United Kingdom in third.

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