If countries could be lolcows, which would be the most lolcowish? -

[Nisse Hult]

As an A&H poster, it's easy to notice that certain countries come up much more often than others, in stories about people (whether politicians, corporate executives, or common citizens) doing unimaginably stupid things.

The question is: Which is the king of countrycows?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

UK, Germany, India, and Sweden. Next topic.

 

[ES 148]

The people of India are a meme unto themselves but as a whole I think the government of Venezuela has a certain charm

 

[BeanBidan]

India's the only country whose news consist of goat fucking Mafia's.

 

[Tetra]

Venezuela and North Korea

 

[Draza]

Somalia and Turkey. One is a shithole full of kebab killing each other for the most subhuman things. One is becoming a shithole full of kebab electing a dictator.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

UK, Germany, India, and Sweden. Next topic.

I have to agree with this, although the USA would probably be number 4.

 

[Cthulu]

Really needs an all of them selection on the vote

 

[Piss Clam]

Nigeria, but only because they owe me hundreds of millions.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Voted for Germany.

 

[Stay at home]

India.
Because shitting on the streets.
And fucking Cricket.

 

[SiccDicc]

Either South Africa or Zimbabwe.

Leaning towards South Africa. You don't just go from Dutch to ditch like that without a few screws loose.

 

[QU 734]

It's a toss-up between India and Best Korea.

 

[Woke Blue Muttlema]

Mexico is so lolcowish, mexicans leave in droves to be called racial slurs.
Canada is Canada.
Philippines maybe.
Pakistan is Diet India to some extent.
I will say only England is lolcow.

 

[I Exist]

Sweden, North Korea, UK and India.
Boom.

 

[Xetzyr]

Can we consider California its own country? I mean, they do want to secede...

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/201...a-into-autonomous-native-american-nation.html

 

[CWCchange]

^Only if we consider Africa as a country, too.

Canada will always be the most lolcowish, regardless of countries requiring liocenses for everything, having poop problems, or committing national suicide.

 

[Zaragoza]

Mexico is so lolcowish, mexicans leave in droves to be called racial slurs.

I think Mexico would be horrorcow since Mexican gore are incredibly brutal and sadistic.

 

[Stock Photo James]

India is that scat weirdo lolcow.
Venezuela is that neet loser who always gets into trouble.
UK hates itself and won't shut up about it.
America is of geopolitics.
North Korea is midget troon that threatens to deal with United Kiwinations once and for all every month.
Uruguay is that one guy whose parents named him Gaylord Pooblesnatch but otherwise has a decent family and respectable job.
Israel's maths are weird and they devise fucking formulas why God loves and values them the most.
Netherlands and Germany are probably furries.
Sweden is gender studies professor.
Russia is that weird sad drunk hoarder who sometimes spawns genuine sympathy but people mostly care about this one due to wackiest shit it can pull off out of nowhere.
Australia is the weird hermit who lives in massive decrepit mansion that's more of a safety hazard than shelter.
South Korea is that insufferable streamer who uses voice filters and facerig to catfish being a gamer girl.
Africa is a bunch of useless neets, think wizardchan.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I voted for North Korea, but Germany and Sweden are tied for second place with the United Kingdom in third.