If Countries Were Chess Pieces -

[Disheveled Human]

Here is a few.

Isreal -King
Can't do anything wrong. Has allies that do all the work.

America -Queen
Does a lot of heavy lifting, Largest military budget.

China -Rook
Has a lot of control. Good at stealing the board and adequate military force.

Canada -Bishop
Shitty military but serves a purpose running the Radar game NORAD niche piece that sneaks under by acting neutral.

Knight -France
Acts like cowards even though they use state of the art military tripping up enemies thinking they are weak even though they will bomb you.

Pawn -Brazil
Doesn't do much and can barely help themselves. Yet they manage to stay afloat selling guavas.

We Play Checkers -Africa
Countries just take our resources we are in the red.

Feel free to add more.

 

[The Pink Panther]

I've played chess since I was 5 and never in my life have I ever heard of a "negative 5" pawn.

 

[Disheveled Human]

I've played chess since I was 5 and never in my life have I ever heard of a "negative 5" pawn.

*Fixed

 

[DumbDude42]

EU - the board
can't actually do anything to influence the game, still gets stepped on by everybody

 

[Biden's Chosen]

So you win by taking Israel, eh?

 

[Watermelanin]

So you win by taking Israel, eh?

Technically yes. But after that, it's game over.

 

[Sam Losco]

It bothers me that halfway through you went from:
Country - Piece
to
Piece - Country

 

[Syaoran Li]

A better question is which countries are the pieces in Monopoly