If I cut my dick off and wear a dress, will lesbians want to have sex with me? -

[Penis Drager]

Asking for a friend.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

I sure do. Now open your legs for daddy and let me lick your mutilated penis. Mmm tastes like sweat and grap jelly.

 

[Penis Drager]

I sure do. Now open your legs for daddy and let me lick your mutilated penis. Mmm tastes like sweat and grap jelly.

Sorry daddy, this frankencunt is for dommy mommys only.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

There's only one way to find out...

 

[The Real SVP]

Yes! It's guaranteed to get you laid, and there is no way it could go wrong.

 

[Furret]

It might if you pair it with some plastic surgery.

 

[A Thick Piece of Meat]

all you need is a nice tongue

 

[Bad Gateway]

This technique hasn't failed yet.

 

[FaggotNigger]

Yes. I guarantee that it will attract dykes into having sex with you.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

59% of the time, it works every time.

 

[Dorbis]

Freeze your dick for later use.