If Kat really cared about Phil, she would.... -

harbinger

DarksydePhallus
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...get another full-time job to help with all his bills and crippling debt.

...get a life insurance policy with a big, fat payout and “fall” in front of a bus or train.

...wait for him to pass out from gin and Sprite, put a pillow over his face, and put him out of his misery.
 
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thebonesauce

The North American Jape
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If she cared about him at all, she should be threatening to leave if he doesn’t get a job or sell the house. I’ve known people who were so strapped for cash that they lived in an empty apartment with nothing but a space heater and a mattress on the floor.

If she loved him at all, she would be pissed that she’s the only one working, that he sits on his ass all day while she pulls overtime, that he dedicates all, and I mean ALL of his time to a failing business, and that he has no fucking plan to save their WONDERFUL LIFE TOGETHER!

If she cared at all she would be pressing him about his future and what he plans to do because as it stands, the Thanksgiving begathon seems like it’s gonna an annual thing now!
 

Commander Keen

in GOODBYE GALAXY!!!
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Spread her legs. DSP hasn’t gotten laid since panda left. I can tell. DSP getting mad over Tevin and the “Kat got blacked by tevin” memes prove it. Kat is just there to boost his online image and help his “business” which is now a business again.

DSP needs a blow job in a bad way. Needs to just lie down, flat on his back, and get his dick sucked while he works through some shit. Just vocalize his problems while a skank sucks him off.
 

actually

Supervisor
True & Honest Fan
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If she cared about him at all, she should be threatening to leave if he doesn’t get a job or sell the house. I’ve known people who were so strapped for cash that they lived in an empty apartment with nothing but a space heater and a mattress on the floor.
You're assuming she hasn't. Remember his whole "something happened last week" thing that he never actually explained. Could be that. Not terribly likely, I suppose, and his...er..."plan" to get the money is literally the laziest thing he could do, but maybe?
 

Wurstbrot

Basic Understanding Of Time
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Kick his ass and set him right.
I'm serious. Never date a girl who is unwilling to say "you are being a stupid fuck and need to stop doing that now". Part of loving someone is calling them out on their shit.
And Phil? Phil's shit is the worst kind of shit.
She obviously tried that. In the age when she was a fresh kitten in his house he backpedaled really hard on some occasions and used phrases he would never use.
She then visited The Jim, had a job and gave up on his ass. She has no time to diaper a big baby in addition to her daily full time job adult life.

So if Kat really cared about Phil in the time she actually has (they see each other not very often), then, uhm, I dunno. They are like two people who don't even live together and have nothing to do with each other. They harmonize and react to each other like mountain goats and deep sea seahorses.
 
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